Some girl just asked me if she was wearing too much makeup. - Upgoat

Some girl just asked me if she was wearing too much makeup.
submitted by WittyUserName to funny 3.7 yearsOct 25, 2021 21:43:56 ago (+39/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] gimpyoldman 5 points 3.7 yearsOct 25, 2021 22:33:22 ago (+5/-0)

My granddaughters hate that I call it fakeup.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 26, 2021 08:02:28 ago (+0/-0)

Very nice. It's true though. False advertising.

[ - ] Splooge 2 points 3.7 yearsOct 26, 2021 05:25:38 ago (+2/-0)

“Kill you? I don’t wanna kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No… no. You… complete… me.”

[ - ] con77 2 points 3.7 yearsOct 26, 2021 00:29:19 ago (+2/-0)

hilarious!

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 26, 2021 02:11:02 ago (+0/-0)

If you want to get laid, the proper response is: "You're wearing makeup?"