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Attempting a CogDis5 headline.... “Mammoth Sheboon Attempts an Actual Job—Still Fails”

submitted by dingbat to FatPeopleHate 3.5 yearsOct 25, 2021 19:01:08 ago (+8/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/iwek4i.MP4



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[ - ] mattsixteen24 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 25, 2021 22:43:38 ago (+2/-0)

I don't get how she failed. I mean, all baggage handlers are like this. I think they all fail.

[ - ] dingbat [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 25, 2021 23:15:29 ago (+1/-0)

I don’t know either, Matt. I was just attempting a creative headline. Perhaps I thought she failed because of her complete disregard of others property, just whipping it down the ramp?

[ - ] v0atmage 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 25, 2021 21:17:18 ago (+2/-0)

it never fell down :(

[ - ] dingbat [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 25, 2021 22:08:06 ago (+0/-0)

I concur; it would’ve been soooo much better if it never let go of the suitcase handle and went tumbling down the ramp with said suitcase.

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 13:20:08 ago (+0/-0)

Or just over the edge. Wait, no, that would be far worse. The resulting crater would require a delay as workers came out to clean up all the FOD before startup.