Be living in Russia.. Life hard, no future... Want to live in America, but immigration from Russia to USA is very hard, almost impossible.
Pay Russian rabbi to say you are jew...
Go to Israel as jew...
Serve required 2 years in IDF and get Israeli passport and freedom to immigrate..
Apply for US green card with Israel passport - acceptance guaranteed.
Get to USA, go to Russian Orthodox Church to be absolved of Jewish taint / return to the faith
Open car wash.
And yes, the Israeli government is aware that Russia send 'fake jews' but as they don't stay in Israel and buff the IDF numbers (and often look good) its left alone.
Source: I know people who did this
Edit to add: celebration of arriving in West, usually involves burning of Israeli flag
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Life hard, no future...
Want to live in America, but immigration from Russia to USA is very hard, almost impossible.
Pay Russian rabbi to say you are jew...
Go to Israel as jew...
Serve required 2 years in IDF and get Israeli passport and freedom to immigrate..
Apply for US green card with Israel passport - acceptance guaranteed.
Get to USA, go to Russian Orthodox Church to be absolved of Jewish taint / return to the faith
Open car wash.
And yes, the Israeli government is aware that Russia send 'fake jews' but as they don't stay in Israel and buff the IDF numbers (and often look good) its left alone.
Source: I know people who did this
Edit to add: celebration of arriving in West, usually involves burning of Israeli flag
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Die for israel goyim