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Blondes and Boats

submitted by Thisismyaccount to videos 3.7 yearsOct 23, 2021 14:05:36 ago (+12/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/36v4wb.mp4

Oops they need a tow lol


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[ - ] NotSure 2 points 3.7 yearsOct 23, 2021 14:12:55 ago (+2/-0)

Don't see any paddles either.

[ - ] 2Drunk 5 points 3.7 yearsOct 23, 2021 14:32:06 ago (+5/-0)*

The one on the left is thinking "we're going to miss lunch".

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3.7 yearsOct 23, 2021 15:05:02 ago (+2/-0)

She can afford to skip a few lunches.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 3.7 yearsOct 23, 2021 15:17:26 ago (+2/-1)

The one on the right has more paunch. If only their jugs were bigger it wouldn't be as offensive.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3.7 yearsOct 23, 2021 15:09:26 ago (+2/-0)

That reminds me of a joke. Two blondes take a boat out for the day. Everything is going good, sun is shining and the weather is beautiful. All of a sudden they are confronted by a giant squid. The squid says, "show me your tits and I'll grant you three wishes"

I forget the rest but the punchline was something about being raised by single mothers.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 23, 2021 20:11:37 ago (+0/-0)

Clearly a lack of tits

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 23, 2021 22:12:12 ago (+0/-0)

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