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A queen is crowned

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 3.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 19:22:29 ago (+13/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/eg8yqg.mp4



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[ - ] 2Drunk 3 points 3.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 21:34:18 ago (+3/-0)

She want's to be pissed but realizes he has that fat wallet.

[ - ] Paradoxical003 0 points 3.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 22:28:27 ago (+0/-0)

And hes got something else that's big, as well.

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 3.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 22:51:48 ago (+2/-0)

With a wallet that thick he can a gut any size he wants.

[ - ] carrotcar 2 points 3.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 20:01:43 ago (+2/-0)

Staged, but still a good laugh.

She has no enthusiasm for her kingdom like a real queen would. At most I would say 'handmaiden'.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 23:35:01 ago (+1/-0)

That is the funniest fucking thing I have seen in a long time.

[ - ] TardWhisperer 1 point 3.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 19:53:16 ago (+1/-0)

She looks thrilled to wear that "crown". Thanks for the new sub OP.

Any ideas what that appliance is on the counter? I don't recognize it.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 20:06:18 ago (+1/-1)

No idea man. Some sort of air fryer?

[ - ] TardWhisperer 0 points 3.6 yearsOct 16, 2021 13:08:01 ago (+0/-0)

I think this is Helena's new favorite sub.

[ - ] Cynabuns 1 point 3.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 19:27:52 ago (+1/-0)

Your link seems broken

[ - ] TardWhisperer 3 points 3.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 19:51:28 ago (+3/-0)

Brave couldn't handle it but my Legacy Firefox did no problem. It may be the audio codec used (HE-AACv2).

re-encode: https://files.catbox.moe/a2quaa.mp4

[ - ] Cynabuns 2 points 3.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 19:55:56 ago (+2/-0)

That did the trick, thx

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 3.6 yearsOct 15, 2021 06:51:04 ago (+0/-0)

try using heterosexual browsers

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 3.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 19:29:08 ago (+0/-1)

Huh. Works fine for me.

[ - ] Cynabuns 1 point 3.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 19:30:20 ago (+1/-0)

I tried playing here on the site and in a new tab :/

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 19:35:07 ago (+1/-1)

You're doing it wrong

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 21:33:18 ago (+1/-0)

This is a great comment.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 22:46:11 ago (+1/-1)

Butthurt 24/7

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 23:20:17 ago (+0/-0)

This was a very practical post for such a junior quahog. But I expected nothing less. Its rare to see this handy —dare I say this ergonomic?— a submission, coming from a shellfish as young and vivacious as yourself.

It was incredibly useful.

Productivity has shot up about 67% since this post was made, my dear young mollusc.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 21:32:47 ago (+0/-0)

This is an AMAZING post.