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Our Halloween display this year (for real).

submitted by SocksOnCats to pics 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 19:32:24 ago (+48/-0)     (jssocial.pw)

https://jssocial.pw/ppkey/fget/pic8/upload/ii4Hfwmc0Z.jpeg

This is war.


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[ - ] MasterAce 20 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 20:02:48 ago (+20/-0)

I like it but, lose the eggs or you and your house will be wearing them.

[ - ] SocksOnCats [op] 10 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 20:43:39 ago (+10/-0)

Good idea. I might substitute with celery, dental floss, and pencils.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 23:03:52 ago (+3/-0)

Hardboil them.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 07:31:34 ago (+2/-0)

They'll still try to throw them.

[ - ] calx 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 22:06:44 ago (+1/-0)

Pocket Constitutions. :) You're more festive than I am!

[ - ] MasterAce 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 01:28:20 ago (+0/-0)

Celery and dental floss sounds great actually if you leave the stalks long you cover both so you can save a few bucks.

[ - ] YamaMaya 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 03:02:21 ago (+2/-0)

Also a waste of good protein on the spikebloods

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 11:18:51 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 6 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 19:50:07 ago (+6/-0)

You are an awsome parent. Saltines haha. I hope the eggs are boiled..

[ - ] SocksOnCats [op] 7 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 19:51:01 ago (+7/-0)

Thanks! No, the eggs aren't boiled. Didn't want to go to that much trouble for people who'll be dead shortly. But yeah they could throw them so maybe I will boil the eggs.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 20:07:02 ago (+2/-0)

Thats what Im worried about.

[ - ] oldblo 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 22:34:10 ago (+0/-0)

They will throw the eggs if you dont boil them so you should.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 23:05:23 ago (+2/-0)

"Handing out ammunition" - that'll show 'em!

[ - ] oldblo 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 23:27:41 ago (+0/-0)

If there was somehow confusion I said boil the things.

[ - ] MasterAce 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 01:34:17 ago (+0/-0)

nobody would ever throw hard boiled eggs through your window.

[ - ] oldblo 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 02:25:05 ago (+1/-0)

Ah well I think they would nab one of those beer bottles or a common rock first.

[ - ] MasterAce 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 02:49:35 ago (+0/-0)

Bottles for sure, and if there was a bucket of rocks then yes also rocks.( I am in no way suggesting op should put out a bucket of rocks)

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 07:12:03 ago (+0/-0)

I was remarking on the first part of your comment that they would just throw the raw eggs at his house.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 23:19:13 ago (+4/-0)

Sheep eat grass and leaves. That's what should be on the left.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 02:54:50 ago (+0/-0)

Opposed to a Promiscuous Nocturnal forager that eats, roots and leaves ??? ...

[ - ] Ragnar 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 20:59:14 ago (+4/-0)

Uh bruh, they are gonna egg your house

[ - ] SocksOnCats [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 21:39:01 ago (+2/-0)

Ya I'm hearing that a lot. I'll likely substitute with dental floss, celery, and pencils.

[ - ] MasterAce 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 01:38:34 ago (+0/-0)

You will get shanked with a pencil do not sharpen them ok mr put eggs out for kids on Halloween.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 10:01:43 ago (+0/-0)

Haha dental floss lol. Although not a bad idea to put dental floss in the candy basket, since they will need it. In fact, the vaxtard basket looks rathee healthy, and the faggots will take this as a victory for being “healthy”. How about you do things like disgusting things like durian and tofu and tripe or something for the shit people’s basket?

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 20:19:52 ago (+3/-0)

lol alcohol and eggs... I imagine there's just enough leeway in the kike laws to get you for inciting or at least providing.

[ - ] SocksOnCats [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 20:44:57 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe. Unless I was there handing out the beers myself. I think that mitigates the inciting.

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 21:26:59 ago (+2/-0)

Be wary of the alcohol. One of the guaranteed disgruntled vaxholes could strip the sign off, take a photo, and claim to the police you are giving minors reasonable access to it, which even with the sign, you are.

But by the porch floorboards and door, it looks like you live in an area with cooler law enforcement than me, so maybe you don't need to worry about it.

[ - ] SocksOnCats [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 21:38:38 ago (+1/-0)

I'll keep a watch on things. With a camera.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 20:28:06 ago (+2/-0)

Weird tho how the semi-healthy snacks are on the dead side and the unhealthy snacks made by globopedo are on the unvaccinated side. But I get what you were going for.

[ - ] SocksOnCats [op] 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 20:44:18 ago (+3/-0)

The same thought struck me. But yeah, it's supposed to be about fun, right?

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 15, 2021 02:44:53 ago (+0/-0)

Funny but small kids don't get to make their own choices. All you will be doing is harming an innocent child to piss off their parents. Just ask the kid if he's vaccinated then punch the parents.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 23:03:28 ago (+1/-0)

Trick or treat, motherfucker.

[ - ] oldblo 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 22:32:29 ago (+1/-0)

Left is for safety first health concerned people who are dead inside.
Right is for the psychos who are willing to endanger their body by being exposed to harmful things.
Entirely reasonable setup.

[ - ] hilite 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 21:34:05 ago (+1/-0)

Kek. That is awesome.

[ - ] SocksOnCats [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 21:39:21 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks!

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 19:44:51 ago (+1/-0)

You must live in a white neighborhood with only 7 neighbors.

[ - ] SocksOnCats [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 19:50:13 ago (+2/-0)

The vast majority of our neighbors are White. And we have a lot more than 7 neighbors.

[ - ] StealthNinjaTaliban 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 17:26:52 ago (+0/-0)

You're giving them eggs?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 14:02:01 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] SocksOnCats [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 17:43:38 ago (+0/-0)

I’ll keep watch.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 06:05:43 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 04:13:01 ago (+0/-0)

The beer is a good touch, but kinda risky. SOME vaccinated asshole is going to claim you gave one to a minor, or try to nail you on some distribution law.

[ - ] jewsbadnews 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 03:52:51 ago (+0/-0)

I hope you don't just leave that there without being present. The first couple of kids will take all of that.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 20:10:57 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] SocksOnCats [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 20:45:09 ago (+0/-0)

Yes. Yes they are.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 21:48:25 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 23:07:18 ago (+2/-0)*

You're no fun. BTW, did you break your capslock?

[ - ] MasterAce 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 01:40:28 ago (+0/-0)

Is funny

[ - ] account deleted by user -1 points 2.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 09:37:09 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] SocksOnCats [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 17:38:32 ago (+0/-0)

No I set "all that" up 2 weeks ahead of time to give other people ideas. Looks like a lot of people like this. I hope at least some of them have the balls to do it.

[ - ] account deleted by user -1 points 2.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 21:38:51 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] voatersarefucktards -1 points 2.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 06:07:16 ago (+0/-1)

Yeah blame the children for the sins of their parents. Piece of shit. Also do you really expect us to believe your Halloween display is out two weeks before Halloween?

[ - ] kammmmak -1 points 2.6 yearsOct 14, 2021 03:36:51 ago (+0/-1)

The beer is dumb

[ - ] bosunmoon -3 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 19:49:50 ago (+1/-4)

Virtue signaling is gay regardless of what way it goes.
Don't ruin it for the kids.

[ - ] SocksOnCats [op] 6 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 19:51:50 ago (+7/-1)

Kids need to learn from the mistakes of their parents. Life is harsh. Don't be a bitch. Accept the consequences.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 19:52:09 ago (+3/-0)

F that. We are way past that shit.

[ - ] SocksOnCats [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 19:52:31 ago (+2/-0)

We all do what we can.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 23:08:20 ago (+1/-0)

The vaxxed won't trick or treat anyhow. They're still loving in abject terror.