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Her vote is worth the same as yours

submitted by deleted to Hiddenlol 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 11:12:14 ago (+27/-1)     (Hiddenlol)

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[ - ] con77 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 12:37:31 ago (+0/-0)

she also thinks he has a 10" cock

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 15:54:46 ago (+0/-0)

nothing?

[ - ] mattsixteen24 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 19:54:06 ago (+0/-0)

haha, I love this one.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 20:21:30 ago (+0/-0)

This is a good joke. I'm going to have to keep it in my back pocket.

I have a thumb that bends REALLY far back. Apparently this isn't normal. So, when I give someone a high-five, sometimes I'll bend it back and fake like it's broken. I once had a whole office of people running around panicking. It was funny.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 22:10:20 ago (+0/-0)

Fake and gay. No way she os really that retarded.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 22:38:10 ago (+1/-0)

I once stuck an oyster knife in my wrist. I was calm and not excited at all, but left the knife in until I got to the ER. I watched women completely lose contact with reality when they saw it. I can totally believe this.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 13, 2021 02:56:35 ago (+0/-0)

The dude pulled his figer out to point repeatedly. Didn't phase her. I say bullshit.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 13, 2021 07:09:40 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 22:33:36 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 23:31:31 ago (+0/-0)

This has to be a bit.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 16:23:32 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah yeah yeah but every time we need an intelligence test of some kind to vote you people scream "ya just tryin' ta keep da po' peepoles down!".

Look, poor people make bad fucking decisions, it's generally why they're poor. I can guarantee you that if you show me 10 poor people and let me look at their past and current lives that I'd be able to find bad decisions being made within and hour in 9 of them.

Hell! I've made/make bad decisions. They repeat them.

Source: I know, have known, a lot of poor people and with them it's always the evil banks, evil corporations or whatever evil entity that is "holding them down". It's never them. It's them. Trust me.

[ - ] Rawrination 5 points 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 16:35:36 ago (+5/-0)

Except the banks are owned and operated by the kikes so they are evil.

[ - ] oldblo 1 point 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 21:18:19 ago (+1/-0)

Banks steal houses purely through paperwork shenanigans.
Yeah some poor people are there due to themselves but so too are far too many unfortunate and sensible people.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.7 yearsOct 13, 2021 07:16:43 ago (+1/-0)

https://www.boredpanda.com/finger-stapler-nail-prank-justin-flom/

https://www.justinflom.com/

He just happens to be a magician. She just happens to be his assistant.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 13, 2021 07:23:18 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] voatersarefucktards 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 14, 2021 05:39:56 ago (+0/-0)

Wow you really spent some time and jumped thru a lot of mental hoops in writing that just to convince yourself that your narrative of "woman stupid" is valid. Also I'm gonna go ahead and call bullshit on the "fact" that you've seen it in real life. Did everyone clap too?

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 14, 2021 09:22:13 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] voatersarefucktards 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 14, 2021 11:46:56 ago (+0/-0)

Yet you still responded.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 11:28:53 ago (+2/-0)

That's funny

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 16:25:00 ago (+2/-0)

I don't think my woman is that dumb... but I might have to find out.

[ - ] HelpAcct123 3 points 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 11:16:40 ago (+3/-0)

I feel bad for this dude when the jack slips and he's pinned under his car.

Funny ending the hamster wheel was definitely spinning in her head

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 2 points 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 11:18:38 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 11:21:24 ago (+0/-0)

I was thinking the 'We'll be right back!' music

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 13:54:44 ago (+4/-0)

Well, at least I can be happy that at least her vote doesn't count, then.

[ - ] Oikumene 6 points 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 12:21:03 ago (+6/-0)

it's like a depiction of the world: so much fear that she believed it, even when gaslighted...just have to keep directing the scene so that the dear doesn't think for itself.

[ - ] dontknowwhatiwant 8 points 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 12:06:35 ago (+8/-0)

Repeal the 19th.