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Birds aren't real

submitted by deleted to conspiracy 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 08:38:43 ago (+41/-3)     (conspiracy)

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[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 21 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 09:17:26 ago (+22/-1)

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[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 15:06:25 ago (+3/-0)

Apparently you’re ignorant or a glowie…

https://files.catbox.moe/9z1uvh.jpeg

[ - ] neolithic 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 17:14:19 ago (+4/-0)

Hey your conspiracies aren't real and the ones that are that you don't believe in make you a glowie which is a conspiracy in and of itself.

The absolute state of Voat.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 17:30:09 ago (+1/-0)

In all likelihood it’s the ignorance… calling people niggerfaggots is just part of my upbringing.

I can’t help it when they put psyops within psyops.

[ - ] jewsbadnews 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 20:06:49 ago (+0/-0)

What book is this and who wrote it?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 20:27:22 ago (+0/-0)

And what book and from what source did it spawn?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 15:13:06 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] TheLastStraightFrog 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2021 06:57:59 ago (+0/-0)

Psyop within psyop. "Birds aren't real" is a leftard meme/psyop to make conspiracy theorists look retarded/make a "harmless" "joke" conspiracy theory that makes the theory that the government may have some "impostor" insects/birds that act as spy drones seem ridiculous when, considering the technology levels of the governments of the world, hell, even civilian technology levels, even without factoring in hidden technologies like antigrav, zero-point energy, spatial compression, shit like that, it's very plausible that there are false/bionic insects, arthropods, or other animals that are used as mobile, inconspicuous spy cameras

[ - ] HughBriss 8 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 08:59:57 ago (+8/-0)

How are these bird drones eating the bird seed I leave in my back yard? And those hummingbirds look real enough to me.

[ - ] mikenigger 6 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 08:43:34 ago (+6/-0)

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 10 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 10:25:56 ago (+10/-0)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 10:40:48 ago (+3/-0)

He looks like a sleepy jew.

[ - ] B4A_DownvoteSponge 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 12:47:35 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks for the links.

That faggots head is shaped like he is a mouth breather, and he has curly jew hair.

[ - ] NeedleStack 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 11:46:16 ago (+0/-0)

Don't you see? It's to keep those pesky drones and liars from landing on his van!

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 10:35:33 ago (+4/-0)

This is not the hero we need.

[ - ] Rawrination 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 19:32:05 ago (+0/-0)

Is it the one we deserve right now?

[ - ] Her0n 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 09:53:27 ago (+4/-0)

Those pheasants I ate were robots? And the chickens too?

[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 10:48:10 ago (+3/-0)

As glowy as this is, I think it's a good tactic.

We should be doing the same thing with globalist propaganda. Trying to make it seem ridiculous by associating it with ridiculous hyperbole.

"A killer virus is stalking every one of you! Wake up sheeple! You won't even know if you're carrying it but fortunately a cheap polyester buff can stop it! Buy now before it's too late!"

[ - ] Irelandlost 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 13:23:48 ago (+4/-0)

I love the one of the therapist sympathetically asking the patient “so Elaine, is covid in the room with us right now?”

[ - ] Formula350 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 11:03:46 ago (+2/-0)

Is no one going to mention the stick ducked taped to the back of the van? Hmmm?

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 11:15:32 ago (+3/-0)

That's his drone fightin' stick.

[ - ] Battlefat 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 10:10:17 ago (+2/-0)

threw

Nigger

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 19:54:43 ago (+1/-0)

thats a guy who never saw a pelican shit on someone at the beach!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 9, 2021 10:58:14 ago (+0/-0)

Nothing ruins a picnic quite like hot, greasy pelican shit being airdropped onto your Publix sub.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 9, 2021 20:19:53 ago (+0/-0)

the smell

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 10:18:59 ago (+1/-0)

The marque in the background says "WED BIRDS..."

More is going on here than we are told. Without context this can be interpreted multiple ways.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 09:30:51 ago (+1/-0)

Hilarious.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 09:07:31 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] toobaditworks 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 14:12:19 ago (+3/-0)

Explains why they like sucking on worms.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 14:13:09 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 09:03:59 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Her0n 5 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 09:54:32 ago (+6/-1)

Sadly yes. It’s to discredit actual conspiracy theories

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 11:02:33 ago (+1/-0)

it's a joke lol

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 15:08:23 ago (+1/-0)

Depends what you mean. It's a comedy/performance art thing. The target of this comedy is anyone who questions authority.

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 19:01:45 ago (+0/-0)

It's a real waste of time.

[ - ] letsgetit 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 20:23:15 ago (+0/-0)

I mean tbh they probably have bird drones and underwater fish drones. Why the fuck not?

[ - ] oldblo 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 18:44:59 ago (+0/-0)

The claim that each one is a spy is very implausible.
However if you say none are you need a dose of common sense or an update on our level of technology.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 15, 2021 16:12:10 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] oldblo 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 15, 2021 16:18:01 ago (+0/-0)

I never claimed they "needed" to nor did I imply monitoring was limited to that very specific method. You speak as if governments dislike the notion of having more tools at their disposal.
Fact is its been confessed to more than once. Its no secret. I dont need to convince anyone of anything. They will figure it out on their own or they wont.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 14:26:31 ago (+0/-0)

So… they legit have been working on integrating non-invasive circuitry into dragonflies and other insects for some time. It is also a certifiable fact that DARPA has developed bird-like drones with the intention of disguising them as natural birds. That we know this means it is advanced enough now to escape detectionand is likely thirty to sixty years advanced of our current knowledge.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 14:41:15 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 8, 2021 15:41:47 ago (+0/-0)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrwn5sbNrp0

If you see them following you...