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"German" pop singer calls for Beethoven’s body to be exhumed for a racial DNA test

submitted by dulcima to OccidentalEnclave 3.6 yearsOct 5, 2021 02:40:24 ago (+16/-1)     (www.classicfm.com)

https://www.classicfm.com/composers/beethoven/roberto-blanco-wants-body-exhumed-racial-dna-test/



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[ - ] HeavyBrain 5 points 3.6 yearsOct 5, 2021 04:43:12 ago (+5/-0)

Someone drop this on that washed up assholes twitter.

[ - ] Ozark 4 points 3.6 yearsOct 5, 2021 06:15:40 ago (+4/-0)

There will be an article within six months claiming that they exhumed his body and he was in fact, black. Also, they will eventually claim Armenius was a nigger too.

[ - ] Metanoid 5 points 3.6 yearsOct 5, 2021 08:18:11 ago (+5/-0)

It will even be found that he had scratched the inscription "We wuz kangs" into the inside of his coffin.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 3.6 yearsOct 5, 2021 08:39:36 ago (+2/-0)

With Anne Frank's biro.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 3.6 yearsOct 5, 2021 07:32:38 ago (+0/-0)

Might be a good angle to get auschwitz mass graves dug up. If human sacrifice remains can be confirmed in the sticky wet tropical yucatan cloud forest after 500 years then they can certainly be confirmed in Germany after 80. Make a deal.

[ - ] Jiggggg 4 points 3.6 yearsOct 5, 2021 08:05:36 ago (+4/-0)

Music fag here. Beethoven was a lily-White ethnic German. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise. The only thing they are going off of -and I mean the ONLY thing- is that the coroner noted that his chin was shaped sort of like a Moor's. That's it. That is their evidence. Disregard the piles and piles of paintings where he is obviously White, sometimes with a ruddy complexion. Nope, coroner said he had the chin of a kang so obviously he was black. I hate everyone

[ - ] Merlynn 2 points 3.6 yearsOct 6, 2021 01:26:20 ago (+2/-0)

It's King Tut all over again. "He was all brown in them pictures!" The niggers screamed. So they did a DNA test on him. 70% of British men have similar DNA to King Tut. No nigger DNA found. It's all about black washing history. You know,"every history book rewritten" and all that shit.

[ - ] Metanoid 2 points 3.6 yearsOct 5, 2021 08:16:07 ago (+2/-0)

Fucking do it! Have 4 labs run the scans to make sure there is no funny business.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 3.6 yearsOct 5, 2021 13:26:26 ago (+0/-0)

He will be 1/1024th and they will call it a win

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 3 points 3.6 yearsOct 5, 2021 09:27:51 ago (+3/-0)

God damn niggers are embarrassing. Beethoven died in 1827. It’s not like we’re talking about ancient history. If the most famous composer in the world at the time was a nigger it would be documented. He has that “ruddy” complexion because it was a daily habit of his to take a long morning walk. He literally did it everyday. That’s when he would come up with the themes he built his music around.

[ - ] ForgottenMemes 0 points 3.6 yearsOct 5, 2021 11:57:13 ago (+0/-0)

robert (((white)))

All I needed to know

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 3.6 yearsOct 5, 2021 13:25:24 ago (+1/-0)

He was buried with a 40oz and a bucket of chicken. Definitely a musical kang

[ - ] Jiggggg 2 points 3.6 yearsOct 5, 2021 19:01:02 ago (+2/-0)

They'll also discover lost manuscripts in which he composed his most beautiful opus, Bixnood Sonata. Mvt I, "Muh Dick"