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Never let them take your smile

submitted by fightknightHERO to Controlavirus 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 08:24:53 ago (+50/-0)     (Controlavirus)

Today was a good day
after an overdose of memes and a hearty glass of Rhodian (Greek) Mead i decided i wanna Confront faggots and dykes today

so i went to do two things
first a little shopping on the Local Euro Market and pick up a package cause i cheap'd out on shipping

so i grabbed my leather bag and head out on foot
first i went to the Euro Market and instead of the usual Ukrainian Cuties i was greeted by mediocre looking, chubby women
i knew they would be trouble but i fought Covid Cuckery with Cockness and NoFucksGiven Confidence (the only unmasked dude in the entire store)
i instinctively went to the cheese Isle knowing full well they've bitch about the mask

when asked "where is your mask! you need a mask"
i simply replied "no i don't" with no explanation and a stern No Fucks given stern face
and immediately asked for some smoked dutch, sliced.

the bitch called the cashier and the cashier handed me a mask, which i slowly put in my backpocket ​
then the Cheese cunt started slicing the Dutch and she was itching to remind me about the mask
i remembered the words of my sand-nigger friend on Gab
https://files.catbox.moe/2qozty.png

i simply said "Slice the cheese"
and "give me 4 pieces of Bree" with a cold dead serious tone

bitch didn't say a word, and sliced the cheese
as i waited i could see all the masked cucks around me, women, "men" and some kids, the kids looked at Awe at the one stranger without a mask who gives zero fucks

after she done slicing me the cheese, i went one step further and i said "i wanted 500 Gram of Sliced Dutch with Mushrooms" to piss her off
she complied without saying a word and sliced me another 500 Gram of sliced Dutch With Mushrooms

then i went to the Cash-register with the supermarket basket full of Dutch cheese and Greek Yogurt
there was a small line, 2 women and one nu-male with a tiny bag
the women finished their business then i ask the Nu-Male "are you in line or is it my turn" while slowly Flexing the heavy basket full of cheese
he mumbled something so i assumed he said "yes, i'm a masked cuck and you're next in line"

so when the cashier said "next" i immediately went there and slammed the basket on the table, and unloaded all the goods at lighting speed
before the bitch could ask about the mask everything was on the table and my CC was between my fingers
then she asked about the Mask and where is it and i said "in my ass" she said "what?" "i said IN MY ASS
now Scan" (short sharp commands)
bitch complied
i paid and left

Cucks and Cunts beaten

Now for the next Challenge
a drop off deserted Phone store to pickup my Iherb shipment of Keto Shit

the store was deserted but the Cuck began bitching about the mask
i instantly lifted package from the pile on the ground and wanted to check out the package with the verification code (granted it could've grabbed it and ran but it's a risky move)
so he bitched about the mask again, and when i pulled out the verification code the fag swiped the package from my hands and took it under his counter until i put a mask on

i was on the verge of going to the counter and knock his ass but cooler heads prevailed, so i pulled the fagrag from the backpocket and gave him the verification code
then he handed me the package, i picked it, then tossed the mask unto his table and said "Thanks faggot"

he said "what did you say?"
and i repeated "Thanks, Faggot"
as i cheerfully walked away with a huge smile on my face
the fag started yapping "you son of a bitch, you.. you.." and it was already out of sound distance

boy that was a fun day

the lesson is, don't give these miserable fucks an itch
always keep smiling
these soyfags and dyke-y kikey cunts hate it when you're full of VRIL (they hate healthy male masculinity)
and cheerfulness

after all, what are mask cucks but miserable Golems trying to drag you to their level?


49 comments block


[ - ] GoatsAdvocate -2 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 12:57:10 ago (+0/-2)

What are you trying to do here?

It’s like a shitty greentext story mixed in with some faggotry reddit tier writing prompt story.

[ - ] fightknightHERO [op] 2 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 13:05:14 ago (+2/-0)

idk, i was under the generous influence of alcohol and i enjoyed establishing my dominance over the masked soyjaks and Karens

you should see the excited face of the kids in the store
i felt like the only genuine man in the entire store
like even as a complete stranger you're setting example to kids

[ - ] totes_magotes -2 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 13:07:40 ago (+0/-2)

Of all the things that happened in history, that happened the least. Glow brighter, retard.

[ - ] Tonkawa_Truck -1 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 11:33:56 ago (+3/-4)

Talk.LOL users are such closeted shut-ins they have to make a blog post anytime they go outside and interact with the world because it's such a big deal to them. Like, nigga, all you did was go shopping. Nobody cares.

[ - ] fightknightHERO [op] 0 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 11:45:10 ago (+0/-0)

you cared enough to comment mr 35 SCP

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 14:51:59 ago (+2/-0)

Suprised you didn't comment on the nigger speak.

[ - ] fightknightHERO [op] 0 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 14:54:03 ago (+0/-0)

most of these (((fellow goats))) are obviously redditors fresh off the boat
trying to act tough but failing miserly in the act

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 14:58:15 ago (+0/-0)

LOL

Seeing (((nigga))) is now making me think of the Beastie Boys. So kosher.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 16:36:37 ago (+0/-0)

I bet you post photos of the food you heat up.

[ - ] MrPancake 0 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 11:32:44 ago (+0/-0)

I like it.

[ - ] TardWhisperer 0 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 12:45:05 ago (+0/-0)

It would have been cooler if you had the exact amount of money needed for what you were buying and just left the money on the counter and walked out with your product instead of putting on the mask.

Still a cool story though and I learned some new tips.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 16:35:25 ago (+0/-0)

Wipe his nose with the money in his hand, then set it down.

[ - ] boogienight 0 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 13:16:29 ago (+0/-0)

The overall message is very powerful and some of the low IQ goats won't get it fully. The face of America, that is to say, the first person you meet in any business is usually the dumbest person in the room. The people who bag groceries, the support behind the counter, the person checking your bags at an airport, these are all the dumbest and lowest common denominator humans in America. Every now and then you have an intelligent high schooler who just needs money and knows this position in his life is very temporary, but every decade you go past age 18 in these positions you can reduce another 15-25 IQ points. These people in despair hate confidence, masculinity and success. Their man nipples shudder and shit soy deposits into their tshirts when they see Trumps face, when they see any man with a hot wife, when they see a nice vehicle pull up to park, and they delight in doing even the tiniest thing to attempt to ruin your day. Identify when it's happening, let nothing they do rattle you, go even bigger and deeper into confidence and find a new way to dismiss their existence. Authentic chads must prevail, it's the REAL spirit of American men and all of their ass-kicking history.

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 1 point 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 11:15:05 ago (+1/-0)

Proud of you faggot.

[ - ] Cpt_Dirt 1 point 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 13:42:53 ago (+1/-0)

And then everyone clapped

[ - ] fightknightHERO [op] 0 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 13:46:52 ago (+0/-0)

Think of something original
mr Member for: 7 months scp: 0 (+0/-0)

[ - ] Not_C 1 point 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 14:38:55 ago (+1/-0)

the cashier handed me a mask, which i slowly put in my backpocket ​

That was rude. They're being polite enough to give you a mask, you should use it right then and there, not save it for later.

You're supposed to take it from them, give an honest and sincere thank you. Then blow your nose in it and hand it back to them. When they give you a dirty look, say, "Oh, I'm sorry, is that what the strings are for?". And then try to hand it back to them holding it by the strings.

[ - ] fightknightHERO [op] 1 point 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 14:40:45 ago (+1/-0)

i was worried at first but then i read the rest of your comment
this is a cheeky idea, might use it next time 😉

[ - ] Not_C 0 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 14:49:02 ago (+0/-0)

The other option is to have a coughing attack, start sniffling, wiping your nose with your hands, acting all sick and groggy. - Tell them that you're really sick and you just want to pay for your stuff and get out of there.

If they try to speak again, interrupt them with another coughing attack and then saying that you just want to pay and leave.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 23:03:37 ago (+0/-0)

Then blow your nose in it and hand it back to them. When they give you a dirty look, say, "Oh, I'm sorry, is that what the strings are for?"

I got to remember that next time I run into a real douche canoe.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 14:52:28 ago (+1/-0)

i wanted 500 Gram of

No way to use metrics and sound tough

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 16:34:12 ago (+1/-0)

"Gimme a kilo of the white shit."

Checkmate.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 16:55:19 ago (+0/-0)

Touché, friend. Also giga-anything. And volts. Volts are not gay. Like a gigavolt is super straight.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 14:50:53 ago (+2/-0)

IN MY ASS.

I need to use that line. Pussies in California hand out masks...if they decide to talk to me I happily grab one and keep walking. They never say anything about putting it on. Then again, in 'Murica nobody knows who is carrying.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 16:32:36 ago (+1/-0)

I know who is carrying.

Me.

[ - ] Wabwabwab 3 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 11:49:47 ago (+4/-1)

And everybody clapped.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 16:33:09 ago (+0/-0)

He wouldn't know. He walked away too quickly.

[ - ] account deleted by user 5 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 13:17:32 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] fightknightHERO [op] 0 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 13:22:27 ago (+0/-0)

Now this is confidence

these days i just go to the jewpermarkets where they hire overworked staff that simply doesn't give a damn about masks

literally i shop in the biggest supermarket with little to no harassment and i even go to the She-Boon Cashiers for extra "dare-devil" points

but the smaller ones operated by women, esp obese women
will fucking destroy their own business just so they can have a power on you
like i was in your situation with the self-checkout and the bitch threatened to call the cops, i just dropped the cart and left
adamantly refusing to give business to such a disgusting business out of Principle and not fear

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 13:29:27 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] fightknightHERO [op] 0 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 13:34:01 ago (+0/-0)

They'd rather munch on Doughnuts and drink their overpriced coffee than go chase some kid without a fagrag

sometimes you gotta appreciate the dysgenic, fat and non-white cops of america for being too lazy

if this was England or God forbid Australia it would an entirely different Situation

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 13:36:23 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] fightknightHERO [op] 0 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 13:38:28 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like a nice, small, homogenous wholesome town where everyone knows each other

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 13:50:26 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] 0rion 7 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 10:56:24 ago (+7/-0)

Great story up until the point where you obeyed the soybois command to put the fag rag on. I'd leave the package behind and tell them to get fucked.

You are basically saying that it's good and necessary to rebel against this shit (which I agree with and 100% support your actions in the supermarket), unless there is something that you want/need, then it becomes ok to comply.

I hope you learned your lesson, next time just grab that package and dare the faggot behind the counter to stop you. Or just walk out at that point and come up with a plan b to get what you need.

Regardless, this is a good post and I especially took to heart the "short sharp commands" bit.

[ - ] fightknightHERO [op] 2 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 11:01:48 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah i should've grabbed it and ran

will definitely do that next time, since it's technically my property

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 16:27:49 ago (+0/-0)

technically

It's your fucking property. Are you in the Great Britain or Australia? Fuck those fucking fucks. Tell him he is stealing from you. He has no right to your property. You will take it by force if he doesn't comply.

[ - ] fightknightHERO [op] 0 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 16:39:03 ago (+0/-0)

Normally whites have this innate "avoid conflict at all cost" mentality in their head that prevents them from using righteous violence at the opportune times

it's a boon when you live in a civilized, just society
but in a kike'd society it's a curse when you live in a judized, Marxist soyciety

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 17:19:28 ago (+1/-0)

Yesh, but when we do go violent, we're all in.

[ - ] Flabbygasted 12 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 09:34:29 ago (+12/-0)

So...you put the fagrag on as he commanded?

[ - ] fightknightHERO [op] 7 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 09:42:29 ago (+7/-0)

Only for 5 seconds
tossed it on his table immediately after

they just want compliance and they're willing to deprive you of service in order to do so
so you're either gonna maliciously comply
or not comply at all and lose the goods for 5 seconds of pretense compliance

trust me i wanted to give that faggot a good knockout but since i'm not a nigger i know the ZogNogs would come looking for me no matter how fast i took the package and ran

God i wish i was a nigger for one day, imagine all the shit i could get away with...

[ - ] Flabbygasted 11 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 09:47:57 ago (+11/-0)

Exactly, so everytime you comply, you embolden them. That guy probably wrote a post on his favorite forum about how he made this white supremacist bow to his will. Perhaps someone from the store who let you get away without a mask sees that post and from now on wont give in to non compliance.

If enough people deprive their business of money, maybe they'd think twice.

Dont you wish that on yourself...no one deserves that. Get away with it by being smarter than the nigger. That faggot has to walk alone to his car at some point right?

[ - ] fightknightHERO [op] 3 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 09:53:07 ago (+3/-0)

No worries, next time i'll pay extra for the shipping so i won't have to entertain these power tripping faggots

i can also give his store bad rep for negative customer service
though i'll have to word it like a libtard so it won't get shoah'd by goolag for wrong think "Rude service, Hostile environment" or something gay like that would fly under the radar

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 10:47:28 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] fightknightHERO [op] 0 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 10:51:07 ago (+0/-0)

Calling that queer a racist or a homophobe feels... wrong
i'm not going to resort to their level
i have Honor, whilst they possess none.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 12:44:20 ago (+0/-0)

Ok. But that will still mean 100% of his interactions with people will be people complying.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 1 point 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 12:05:53 ago (+1/-0)

you son of a bitch, you.. you..

But it was too late.

He had already ignored him.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 12:37:22 ago (+1/-0)

I've done the same thing as you since this started. Only time I put it on was when I was refused goods in the middle of nowhere. I took the mask to my car, wrote "you're a fucking idiot" on it in sharpie, and returned. Only put it on long enough to check out, then tossed it on the floor. Cashier wasn't thrilled.

[ - ] fightknightHERO [op] 1 point 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 12:40:54 ago (+1/-0)

Based and Litterpilled

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3 yearsOct 4, 2021 16:57:44 ago (+1/-0)

Lol he cucked.