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That means it’s working

submitted by MasterAce to whatever 2.6 yearsOct 3, 2021 12:59:24 ago (+58/-0)     (qu.ax)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 7 points 2.6 yearsOct 3, 2021 13:39:37 ago (+7/-0)*

Rumors confirmed. His dying words were, "Around the vaxx, do not relaaaaaaassssss."

[ - ] ruck_feddit 8 points 2.6 yearsOct 3, 2021 15:08:53 ago (+8/-0)

You know goddamn well it was something about bobs and vagene

[ - ] Splooge 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 3, 2021 17:47:17 ago (+4/-0)

"Nuhsss... nuhhrsssss..."

"What is it Mr. Vivekh?? What's the matter? Are you in pain?"

"Y-yesh... I... I need..."

"What?? What do you need?"

"I need... I need you to... to open..."

"To open more clinics? More vaccination centers?? What?? What do you need me to open??"

"I... need you... to... open... cloth..."

"Wait what?"

"Urrghhh.... bobs... and... vagene..."

[ - ] kammmmak 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 3, 2021 14:31:36 ago (+4/-0)

The body is fucking tough as nails. It does not want to die. So whatever kills you that fast is fucking terrifying.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 4, 2021 15:58:09 ago (+0/-0)

Nah, most people's bodies are soft as dough and about as compliant.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 3, 2021 18:16:13 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Prairie 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 3, 2021 16:24:29 ago (+2/-0)

He's one of the 100% effective cases. He will never be ill with COVID-19.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 3, 2021 15:37:02 ago (+2/-0)

I have no idea why they wouldn't give him a placebo. Too many people would have to be in on it?

[ - ] rage 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 3, 2021 16:40:55 ago (+2/-0)

Plot twist; he did get a placebo, he was murdered anyway.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 4, 2021 05:36:43 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] oldblo 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 3, 2021 22:16:29 ago (+1/-0)

Hard to dislike someone who wanted to serve the public good until his final hours. Even if they are retarded enough to accidentally suicide.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 3, 2021 19:44:15 ago (+1/-0)

Down here in Melbourne the media is running scare stories about covid patients begging for the vaxx as they lay dying hospital.

Then there's the Vaxx lottery.

They're going hard or going home to get us all vaxxed before December. And they have the boosters waiting for us as well!

[ - ] MasterAce [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 4, 2021 10:44:51 ago (+0/-0)

They are running the same stories here.
All fear all the time.
No lotto yet as of now though.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 3, 2021 17:36:05 ago (+1/-0)

Dead AF

[ - ] Cellphone 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 3, 2021 17:25:27 ago (+1/-0)

Glad he was jabbed or it would have been soooo much worse.

[ - ] The_odd_couple 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 4, 2021 00:51:22 ago (+0/-0)

Do not redeem