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Blizzard's newest master plan? Scrubbing (hetero)sexual references in World of Warcraft.

submitted by WittyUserName to oneangrygamer 2.6 yearsOct 3, 2021 00:42:08 ago (+11/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Anyone who's paid attention to Blizzard over the last 10 years knows the company has a firm commitment to "diversity and inclusion".

From turning Overwatch characters gay to selling LGBTBBQ merch, Blizzard wants to create a welcoming space for every race, sex and sexuality (except straight white men).

But, as we all know, there are no brakes on the faggot train. No amount of pandering to the danger hairs is ever enough and the purity spiral will only end in the ejection of everyone from the old order and the company turned into a nest for ideological termites.

And what could be more appropriate than the scrubbing of wrong-think from a 17 year old game?

Back when World of Warcraft had a soul and was made by and for gamers, sly jokes and innuendo of a sexual nature peppered mission descriptions, items and NPCs.

Upon realizing that there was no blood for Baal this month, Blizzard rushed to offer up the sacrifice of these references to hold off the neon nightmares just a little longer.

And to top it all off, a male incubus demon is being included to pander to landwhales and butt pirates alike. Because those sexualities are still approved (for now).

Just remember, when Blizzard's bloated corpse explodes and the rats start scurrying for new fandoms, gatekeep with a fucking crocodile-filled moat.

Archive Links:

https://archive.is/kqDES - Blizzard statement about adding a male incubus demon and removing sexual innuendo from WoW.

https://archive.is/Gb25O - List of changed/removed content.

https://archive.is/qwmsj - Diversity and Inclusion Statement.


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