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Did any of you goats have to buy a covid card as opposed to making your own?

submitted by aleleopathic to whatever 2.6 yearsSep 30, 2021 19:21:49 ago (+1/-4)     (whatever)

Need one for a rather lucrative contract. My primary concern with buying over printing is the printer tracking dots that just about every modern printer adds to the things it prints: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_Identification_Code

List of printers that don't use the dots: https://www.eff.org/pages/list-printers-which-do-or-do-not-display-tracking-dots

Does anyone know of a good place to buy a real card? So far, only found this site and it's duplicates (e.g. this), which seems too much like a classic street-shitter scam for my tastes.


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[ - ] Flabbygasted 4 points 2.6 yearsSep 30, 2021 19:23:30 ago (+4/-0)

Whatever fed...anyone showing any kind of covid pass is a little bitch.

[ - ] aleleopathic [op] -1 points 2.6 yearsSep 30, 2021 19:26:33 ago (+0/-1)

fed

Nothing about buying a card, or asking where to do so, or asking if anyone else has done so is illegal.

anyone showing any kind of covid pass is a little bitch.

Not arguing, but money is money, and it is hard to fight without it whenever we actually start fighting.

[ - ] Flabbygasted 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 30, 2021 19:33:31 ago (+0/-0)

Forging the seal of the CDC, which is what is on the vaccine card and what you would be printing, is a crime.

Money (fiat) will quickly become irrelevant when the fighting starts.

[ - ] aleleopathic [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 30, 2021 22:04:31 ago (+0/-0)

I was asking about buying one - apparently there are a number of doctors simply selling the cards. Nothing about that is illegal.

[ - ] Flabbygasted 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 30, 2021 22:51:45 ago (+0/-0)*

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/506

There is the law which states that printing or even using the documents you had asked about, is punishable by up to five years.

What do you mean nothing about that is illegal? I really couldn't care less about legality because the justice system is fucked...but it would appear to be technically illegal.

Maybe not the doctor selling them? As like a novelty or something. But if you were to print one, or use the one you recieved, that would be illegal.

[ - ] aleleopathic [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 1, 2021 10:55:10 ago (+0/-0)

That's the catch - doctors are giving away the official cards. The section of code you linked deals with fraudulent or counterfeit documents, which I am not talking about.

[ - ] Flabbygasted 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 1, 2021 11:32:52 ago (+0/-0)*

"Does anyone know of a good place to buy a real card?"
"Found this site and its duplicates."

You say nothing about a doctor there...and that's even assuming just buying blank ones is even legal, which I'm not sure about. If you were to buy it from someone who isnt a doc and just printing these, that would be illegal.

"Need one for a rather lucrative contract."

This definitely implies that you plan on using a card for yourself. Considering you are wanting to buy one instead of the required steps to receive one, using this card would be illegal. That would be fraudulently using one of these cards, which would be illegal.

That most certainly appears to be what you're talking about.

[ - ] Battlefat 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 30, 2021 20:24:05 ago (+2/-0)

v/Glowniggers is what you are looking for

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 30, 2021 21:21:05 ago (+1/-0)

Fake and gay. Fuck off

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 30, 2021 21:00:28 ago (+1/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] cyclops1771 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 30, 2021 20:10:58 ago (+0/-0)

Buying a fake government document is probably illegal, and you wont get a real response here, due to no warrant canary, and this isn't voat. no goats here, just lolers.

Maybe try searchvoat.co forum chat?

[ - ] aleleopathic [op] -1 points 2.6 yearsOct 1, 2021 10:56:47 ago (+0/-1)

I've worked that out as well, though there are quite a few goats that somehow ended up here.

Maybe try searchvoat.co forum chat?

Cheers.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 30, 2021 19:38:27 ago (+0/-0)

Stfu. You bitch. I don’t take marching orders from anyone. ANYONE!

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 30, 2021 19:40:20 ago (+0/-0)

Ooooh, like forgery is worse than everything else I’ve done time for. Fuck that shit. I’ll smoke a punk bitch cop axing me for Muh card n sheeeiit.