steroids shrunk its penis so much it became a smaller penis. since it's a retarded monkey it thought it had a vagina. steroids shrunk its brain so much it became a mentally ill faggot. born with iq 40 this extra shrinkage caused massive retardation the likes of which no monkey has ever seen.
it looked so freakish no women would go near it. it's freakish looks caught the eye of equally freakish mentally ill faggots. it found acceptance in the gay bars seeking out drugs to stay unconscious of the reality its disgusting gorilla features would wake a bear in hibernation.
longing for more acceptance it signed a contract to be followed around by a documentary team studying apes up close in urban environments thinking it was a reality tv show about handbags lovers.
later that night it was seen eating its own excrement in the parking lot of a local kfc. It was then arrested. At this point, it undressed in the back of a squad car and threw its clothes out of the car window. It then defecated, proceeded to get the feces in his mouth, and spit it at the officers in the front seat of the vehicle.
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it looked so freakish no women would go near it. it's freakish looks caught the eye of equally freakish mentally ill faggots. it found acceptance in the gay bars seeking out drugs to stay unconscious of the reality its disgusting gorilla features would wake a bear in hibernation.
longing for more acceptance it signed a contract to be followed around by a documentary team studying apes up close in urban environments thinking it was a reality tv show about handbags lovers.
later that night it was seen eating its own excrement in the parking lot of a local kfc. It was then arrested. At this point, it undressed in the back of a squad car and threw its clothes out of the car window. It then defecated, proceeded to get the feces in his mouth, and spit it at the officers in the front seat of the vehicle.
https://sfist.com/2017/07/25/arrested_man_eats_spits_his_own_fec/
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