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You can take the monkey out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the monkey

submitted by deleted to Niggers 3.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 08:55:13 ago (+39/-0)     (Niggers)

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[ - ] iSmokeMemes 7 points 3.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 10:49:50 ago (+7/-0)

When accused -

1) Act outraged, incredulous

2) Play the "you're racist" card

[ - ] Thisismyaccount 6 points 3.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 09:06:16 ago (+6/-0)

Genetically predisposed by dna to be a thief.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 8 points 3.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 11:23:58 ago (+8/-0)

Little impulse control and no long-term planning equals gibsmedat.

[ - ] Thisismyaccount 3 points 3.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 11:29:26 ago (+3/-0)

Pretty much dude.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 3.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 10:18:41 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 3.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 10:37:51 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Prairie 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 16:17:03 ago (+1/-0)

Wyze lets you put a memory card for local recording. Don't know about Ring (way too expensive).

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 16:19:51 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Prairie 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 21:59:42 ago (+1/-0)

You'd still need the Wyze on battery to go through power outages. There is firmware and some hacks to make them use RTSP so you can record to your own hard disk box in the house. I'm sure someone has some remote access server you can set up, to avoid being tied to the company (and having all your footage given to the police automatically). Every one of these companies will disappear some day, bricking all their cameras.

These cameras have lots of unexpected uses, like seeing how your pet does when you're gone during the day, watching a gas water heater to figure out why it's flickering out (melted the front of the camera from having it so close to the window heh), seeing into your attic to tell whether there are animals up there, and how they get in, seeing rats that get into the house, figuring out why the cat is going outside the litter box by having a camera on it.

[ - ] goat777 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 13:24:02 ago (+2/-0)

And Amazon workers wonder why they're paid shit. This happens ALL THE TIME at my complex. I've literally run downstairs the moment I got the notification my package was here and it was already gone.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 20:01:53 ago (+0/-0)

The smart ones don't do it themselves, they just have their boys run behind them in a car and pick up after they drop off

[ - ] GrantingGrace 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 12:50:43 ago (+1/-0)

I hate that cameras have become almost a need. Luckily we retired and no longer live in the city like this, so far no monkey deliveries.

[ - ] allahead 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 13:18:38 ago (+1/-0)

Obviously he dindu nuffin.

[ - ] Battlefat 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 14:16:51 ago (+0/-0)

It smelled like bananas

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 14:34:02 ago (+0/-0)

Muh Reperations

[ - ] fightknightHERO 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 23:54:05 ago (+0/-0)

Niggers ruined everything

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 29, 2021 20:39:36 ago (+0/-0)

joos-ruined everything.