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How many 10s of millions of lax western Protestant’s would consider becoming Catholic, if they just executed the Pope and a few 1000 pedo priests?

submitted by 3Whuurs to AskUpgoat 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 03:40:32 ago (+3/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

Probly easier to count them by the 100s of millions.


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[ - ] spasswerk 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 28, 2021 22:40:58 ago (+0/-0)

De catliks gotta stop warshippin Mary furst.

[ - ] 3Whuurs [op] 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 29, 2021 00:59:44 ago (+0/-0)

They should execute the pope and a few 1000 priests first, then worry about theology.
They have 100x the potential to effect actual change then modern Zionist-Christians, if they’d just purge their ruling class.

[ - ] globaltrekker 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 04:45:14 ago (+3/-1)

Zero, the Catholic church has been a corrupt, idol worshipping cult for centuries, why do you think protestants had the reformation?

[ - ] PygmyGoat 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 04:53:36 ago (+0/-0)

And then evangelism became a thing so now the protestants are just as bad.

[ - ] Clot_shot_dodger 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 10:26:24 ago (+1/-0)

They should become Orthodox.

[ - ] 3Whuurs [op] 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 02:19:02 ago (+0/-0)

They should, but they wouldn’t. Watching the Popes smouldering ashes and a River of pedo priests blood filling the gutter like Dresden, in a crowd of cheering believers, would no doubt draw millions of lax Protestant tired of not having a single molecule of political power for 100 years, into the Catholic Church imo.

[ - ] breh 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 04:14:16 ago (+2/-1)

If you havin' church problems, I feel bad for you son, but they got 95 problems, and the Pope's just one

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ninety-Five_Theses

[ - ] 3Whuurs [op] 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 02:14:28 ago (+0/-0)

Sorry little boy, I don’t go to church.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 10:30:41 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] 3Whuurs [op] 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 02:15:07 ago (+0/-0)

Would love to hear about the 1000s of dead pedo priests..

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 09:40:32 ago (+0/-0)

Inwould

[ - ] Panic 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 08:16:30 ago (+0/-0)

Christinity is a jewish plot to subdue Europeans.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 06:40:43 ago (+1/-1)

That Jesus guy said some good things, and did some awesome shit, ya know if he actually existed. Why not just take his teachings along with the teaching of other spiritual mystics and apply those to your life and leave organized religion alone? Maybe it's all just a metaphor and we die a tiny death for our sins every time we commit one. Maybe the Christ was an example and not an idol?

[ - ] Panic 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 08:15:25 ago (+1/-0)

Universalism.

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[ - ] NeoNazirite -1 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 08:48:20 ago (+0/-1)

Documents at the Vatican should be preserved for research, but otherwise catholicism is worthless