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Message from the "radical left"

submitted by deleted to funny 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 05:01:17 ago (+23/-0)     (funny)

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[ - ] Her0n 9 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 06:57:54 ago (+9/-0)

I believe he’d die from a heart attack during his first “operation”. I can envision some real men walking past him as he is fading away on the side of the road, his “squad” leaving him behind because none of them hangs the strength to drag 300 pounds nor have the medical prowess/supplies to keep him going.

It’s going to be an interesting civil war…

[ - ] boogienight 5 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 09:42:53 ago (+5/-0)

It's Gomer Pyle, Colonel of the Gravy Seals- elite pancake syrup forces

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 23:44:37 ago (+0/-0)

Gomer Pyle is Rambo compared to this guy.

[ - ] Scrimmmy 5 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 08:36:44 ago (+5/-0)

Ahh the clank of steel body armor. Fatboy wants to bleed out from spall wounds to his 7th chin.

[ - ] Kung_Flu 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 10:42:12 ago (+3/-0)

Would a .308 hole be preferable to spalling?

[ - ] Scrimmmy 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 15:05:13 ago (+0/-0)

i want to see him squeal and bleed.

[ - ] iSmokeMemes 5 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 08:15:19 ago (+5/-0)

That's an awful lot of tactical gear to put on just so you can cry the second someone punches your face.

[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 4 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 09:13:38 ago (+4/-0)

Tears to my eyes.....from laughing so hard

[ - ] NeoNazirite 4 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 06:43:51 ago (+4/-0)

Is his tin foil hat the whole room?

[ - ] Wahaha 4 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 06:25:43 ago (+4/-0)

Is this meant as a joke?

[ - ] Kozel 4 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 05:23:49 ago (+4/-0)

I couldn't hear what he mumbled

[ - ] boxslowly 8 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 05:52:22 ago (+8/-0)

That's because he doesn't believe a word he's saying.

[ - ] Her0n 10 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 06:55:10 ago (+10/-0)

And mom said he was being too loud

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 23:48:42 ago (+0/-0)

"If you don't believe the radical left is ready to fight, you got another thing coming."

Which is hilarious since he's nowhere near ready to fight. Armor's nice and all,but you kinda need a gun. And some muscles would be nice. And not needing an Uber to get to the war.

[ - ] cb1 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 07:16:04 ago (+3/-0)

The comments on that tiktok video are hilarious.

Sorry no link.

[ - ] Jiggggg 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 13:01:18 ago (+2/-0)

This legitimately made me laugh out loud. Thanks

[ - ] 86USSLiberty 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 12:36:37 ago (+2/-0)

Lol I could kill this fat fuck with my bare hands

[ - ] NoJaysthanx 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 12:22:44 ago (+1/-0)

Fat barrel of niggerspunk

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 09:39:56 ago (+1/-0)

What a shit halloween costume.