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Nice try Mossad.

submitted by MrPancake to whatever 2.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 16:05:25 ago (+26/-0)     (whatever)

Just had this creepy little jew show up at my door trying to sell air purifiers. "This is a free gift" as he tried to hand me one. I gave him a hard no. I think I spend too much time here as my first thought while I was closing the door was "nice try Mossad".


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[ - ] Shotinthedark 12 points 2.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 16:41:25 ago (+12/-0)

Jews don't give away things for free

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 9 points 2.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 18:02:52 ago (+9/-0)

If something is free, you are the product. In this case, the bug in the air purifier was collecting the product.

[ - ] Tonkawa_Truck 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 18:50:05 ago (+3/-1)

Except porn.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 8 points 2.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 21:16:44 ago (+8/-0)

No, with porn, you are still the product. The product being what they are trying to produce, a member of a subverted and degenerated people.

[ - ] Tonkawa_Truck 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 24, 2021 00:04:03 ago (+2/-0)

NO. Jews give porn away for free

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 24, 2021 02:38:49 ago (+0/-0)

That wasn't free for many years!

[ - ] Wabwabwab 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 23:13:58 ago (+1/-0)

It's a common tactic to upsell later on, it's brain programming if you will.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 8 points 2.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 17:21:19 ago (+8/-0)

Lol, air-purifier. Right, just walking around handing those out. When's the last time anyone thought hmmm what a great business idea handing out these??

[ - ] MrPancake [op] 6 points 2.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 17:26:21 ago (+6/-0)

If it was a subscription to sports illustrated or someone peddling the mormon religion I would have dismissed it; this was fucking weird.

[ - ] Her0n 8 points 2.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 16:41:01 ago (+8/-0)

I’d invite him to chill in the jew hole under my house.

I’ve always wanted to study the flame resistance of trolls.

[ - ] UselessIdiot 5 points 2.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 20:39:33 ago (+5/-0)

Mossad works by putting "coincidences" into your life, as to be undetectable.

This is why the FBI and CIA are functionally retarded: they operate off a ridiuclous standard of proof. They get wreckt by Mossad, little known secret.

So, the whole point of Mossad is to "decompose" your mind through paranoia. Until you don't know real from imaginary anymore. Putin did this with KGB and Jews, now with Chabad-Lubavitch. They'll do stuff like rearrange your furniture and leave, just to "spike" paranoia.

Paranoia leads to schizophrenia which can be subjective. Big rabbit hole.

Once my buddy picked up drugs off the street, I was in the car, and one block-girl screams "SHALOM!" as we leave. They'll pay people shekels to do random stuff like that to "psych" you out.

Enjoy the nightmares lol.

[ - ] MrPancake [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 22:03:42 ago (+0/-0)

Amazing; you put a lot of thought into that. Guess you missed the obvious humor... I mean BIRDS ARE NOT REAL AND JEWS ARE IN MY CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAGAWAGAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ - ] UselessIdiot -1 points 2.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 22:14:13 ago (+0/-1)

Well, that makes sense then. Because it's arrogant people they target. That's why they own white people.

[ - ] Oikumene 4 points 2.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 17:09:59 ago (+4/-0)

the flanker doesn't like becoming the flanked, got to purify the the world with a third eye.

[ - ] fnbs 3 points 2.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 18:16:29 ago (+3/-0)

I never answer my door unless i know who its because of this reason... i dont answer my phone either

[ - ] MrPancake [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 18:21:09 ago (+1/-0)

Well the Mrs is home too; I want them to see me and my intimidating nature so as to dissuade them from another attempt.

[ - ] Kozel 3 points 2.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 17:06:23 ago (+3/-0)

what kind of shitty purifier is small enough to give as a gift?

[ - ] MrPancake [op] 7 points 2.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 17:09:01 ago (+7/-0)

Didn't ask follow up questions. Just assumed it either had a camera and mic in it or was set to emit Zyklon "OY VEY" B. Creepy little fucker whoever he was.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 18:04:16 ago (+0/-0)

Hey, Zyclon B won't hurt at all. They know that.

[ - ] allahead 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 17:26:11 ago (+2/-0)

Probably fills the room with jewflu as soon as you turn it on.

[ - ] beece 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 24, 2021 00:51:27 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] v0atmage 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 23:13:57 ago (+1/-0)

They have aerosol based mRNA vaccines already? Damn...