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Based Old Man

submitted by deleted to whatever 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 09:33:53 ago (+78/-2)     (whatever)

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[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2021 21:20:30 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] olinneserpona 21 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 09:49:06 ago (+21/-0)

Haha, "the lady didn't run as fast the man so I shot her twice in the back" is the funniest thing I've heard so far this week.
Anyone who thinks it's unlawful murder because she had her back turned is a moron. That means in practical terms as long as the robber turns his back he can rob as many people as he wants to without getting shot.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 19 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 10:16:17 ago (+19/-0)

Really? I thought it was funnier when she said she was pregnant and he shot her anyway.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 11 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 10:39:58 ago (+11/-0)

That was pretty funny! I always count the benefit vs cost. How many old people won't be robbed and raped by the little black demon it was carrying?

[ - ] chrimony 11 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 10:55:58 ago (+11/-0)

She lied, by the way.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 19:11:49 ago (+2/-0)

Imagine that.

[ - ] bobdole9 10 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 11:05:04 ago (+10/-0)

Big shock, she was lying.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 19:26:55 ago (+2/-0)

So she wasn't an honest thief?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 19:20:27 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] olinneserpona 5 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 11:18:12 ago (+5/-0)

It's funny because a woman can't run faster than a man, meaning she will always get shot.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 15:40:38 ago (+1/-0)

Hey man, wuddya ya mean women can't run as fast as men? You know how sexIST and specieIST that is not to mention you're really showing how white privilegeIST you are. And I'm quite certain it's also racIST as hell! Watch those micro-aggressions bru huh? 😂

[ - ] recon_johnny 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 17:37:12 ago (+1/-0)

Ya know...a woman won the men's decathlon in 1976. So she was pretty fast.

(ffs I can't even type that without laughing my ass off)

[ - ] olinneserpona 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 16:06:38 ago (+0/-0)

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY RACE AND GENDER?
I'm transracial AND transgender, ya faggot, I expect to get shot in the nearest future.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2021 00:05:50 ago (+0/-0)

"Two for one."

[ - ] Splooge 7 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 12:41:29 ago (+7/-0)

You gotta read the source, there's so much fucking gold:

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Greer picked up a gun from his bedroom and fired at the pair as they fled from his home office, prosecutors said. After Miller was struck, she fell once near his garage, then fell again in an alley near the home.

Greer dragged Miller’s body into his garage in an attempt to lure her accomplice, authorities said. Once Gus Adams returned, prosecutors allege he stole Greer’s gun and phone before hopping into a getaway car driven by his mother.

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This geezer literally pulled the old "Hey, you want your buddy back? Come get 'em" gag.

[ - ] olinneserpona 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 13:49:31 ago (+3/-0)

This geezer literally pulled the old "Hey, you want your buddy back? Come get 'em" gag.

Feels good hearing about an old guy wrecking young thieves in their prime. 100% lucid and sneaky, in the good way.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 15:43:12 ago (+3/-0)

Hey bro, you know I have the utmost respect for you pal but you might wanna watch what you say buddy, people are gonna think you RAYSIS! 😳

[ - ] Splooge 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 15:46:00 ago (+1/-0)

But... but I support niggers!

[ - ] NigsGonnaNog 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2021 00:29:08 ago (+0/-0)

Involuntarily, through taxation. Which is theft.

[ - ] Ifuckdolphinseverday 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 21:39:39 ago (+3/-0)

I make sure to keep a spare 870 loaded up with super mag slugs for the express (get it?) purpose of disabling the vehicle of anyone attempting to flee from an engagement with me. We fight to the death if you come to wacco me, no chance to run off for support or cry to big dad. I'll deal with the consequences as they show up in boots.

https://files.catbox.moe/pzlf8y.PNG

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 19:22:28 ago (+2/-0)

How the fuck did he let the nigger get his gun?

[ - ] dassar 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 20:36:33 ago (+2/-0)

Lol, but how the heck did he manage to 'steal old dudes gun' - holy shit ole geezer was lucky he didn't get plugged (the fact thief didn't shows how little he valued the life of his fake- pregnant whore)

[ - ] bobdole9 6 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 11:04:16 ago (+6/-0)

Using that "sneaking out of the gas chamber" technique.

[ - ] iSmokeMemes 5 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 14:43:14 ago (+5/-0)

Protip: When you rob a bank, simply turn your back to security, and they can't do anything!

Like some sort of fucking reverse-Boo from Mario lol.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 18 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 10:40:08 ago (+18/-0)

[ - ] CPU 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 14:22:07 ago (+4/-0)

He comes from an era where men were not weak.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 15:45:24 ago (+2/-0)

I used to think men weren't weak now, they just had the wrong upbringing. But with all the soy they've been unwittingly gobbling their entire lives, I no longer think that.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2021 08:48:20 ago (+0/-0)

There's been a 20% drop in testosterone generation over generation for a while now. Could be all the shit-food we have now, all the ingredients are no longer food quality materials.

[ - ] NigsGonnaNog 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 12:52:35 ago (+2/-0)

Never not upvote doom memes

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2021 00:06:41 ago (+0/-0)

Two shots with a .22 were lethal. Maybe it was a .22 mag and not LR.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2021 08:48:58 ago (+0/-0)

.22 can kill a bear.

[ - ] Boyakasha 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 23:35:27 ago (+0/-0)

Based old man provided his own Plan B.

[ - ] jewsbadnews 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 21:47:43 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] BadBoyBubby 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 16:07:58 ago (+0/-0)

old story, weren't the couple White though?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 22:22:00 ago (+1/-0)

Even if they were, they were acting like niggers. We don't need, or even want, every White person. There's a lot that aren't salvageable, and if you can't understand that you need to go take a long look in the mirror and figure out if you're salvageable.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 12:04:19 ago (+0/-0)

Hahahaha!