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What's the closest thing to a "cure" for cancer?

submitted by MonkeysSmarterThanNiggers to AskUpgoat 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 17:04:10 ago (+5/-0)     (AskUpgoat)



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[ - ] oldblo 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 22, 2021 10:33:56 ago (+0/-0)

I heard something a long time ago. Take a concoction with heavy metals. It binds with cancer cells. Irradiate the affected area and the effect of the irradiation primarily affects the cancer cells while leaving healthy cells virtually untouched. Then undergo a treatment to flush the heavy metal out of your body since its toxic.
I hear the FDA didnt like the idea of heavy metal use so they banned the treatment.

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 22, 2021 01:57:20 ago (+0/-0)

fenbendazole and vitamin B17

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 22, 2021 00:52:54 ago (+0/-0)

Scientists have made huge progress using harmonized infra/ultra sound frequencies to explode specific cells, including cancers.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 22, 2021 00:42:17 ago (+0/-0)

Baking soda.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 21:12:10 ago (+0/-0)

Not getting it to begin with.

[ - ] nunonanon 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 19:49:57 ago (+0/-0)

Healthy eating and lack of stress.

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 19:41:52 ago (+1/-0)

There is no "cure" for cancer, there are multiple types of cancer and each one is treated differently.

Don't fall for the pseudoscience bullshit, not everything is caused by parasites and a diet won't beat skin cancer, surgery will. Talk to your doctor before you try anything.

[ - ] carrotcar 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 19:18:10 ago (+0/-0)

Is this where the ovens come in?

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 18:41:21 ago (+2/-0)

Keto will starve the tumor of food.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 18:32:19 ago (+1/-0)

Suicide. That’s my plan. Fuck being a stat.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 22, 2021 00:43:06 ago (+0/-0)

You'll still be a stat, just in a different column on the chart

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 18:22:25 ago (+0/-0)

Suicide.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 18:34:22 ago (+1/-0)

God damn dude. I made muh comment and then I saw yours. Right on mang!

Do you recall our convo about tsol some time ago?

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 18:48:26 ago (+0/-0)

A little, even though I also recall that I was pretty drunk at the time!

as for the first point : Great minds, and all that!

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 18:06:45 ago (+2/-0)

Ivermectin. Seriously, they’re looking into it right now.

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 17:53:13 ago (+1/-0)

Ivermectin and fenbendazol!

They are both used to treat parasites.

Cancer is most likely a parasitic infection. Like parasites, cancer needs sugar to grow.

We treat our animals for parasites but we ourselves are never treated for them. This is what I think cancer is.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 17:55:38 ago (+1/-0)

strange. i was doing some reading and came to a similar conclusion

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 18:15:09 ago (+0/-0)

It makes a lot of sense doesn't it!

[ - ] PoalSucks 4 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 17:23:08 ago (+4/-0)

A treatment that will keep the cancer in check longer than a human can live - therefore effectively nulling the cancer?

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 18:22:49 ago (+0/-0)

Or granting IMMORTALITY!