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No one wants to go camping with me =(

submitted by heraclitus to whatever 3.7 yearsSep 19, 2021 19:58:48 ago (+9/-0)     (whatever)



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[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 6 points 3.7 yearsSep 19, 2021 20:05:07 ago (+6/-0)*

I'll go camping with you but first I need to know if you wake up in the middle of the night and your underwear is on backwards and your butt hurts will you tell anyone?

[ - ] FacelessOne 8 points 3.7 yearsSep 19, 2021 20:07:43 ago (+8/-0)

Accidentally tell everyone you were raped as a child without saying so

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 8 points 3.7 yearsSep 19, 2021 20:23:03 ago (+8/-0)

It’s how fags reproduce.

[ - ] NeoNazirite 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 19, 2021 23:03:25 ago (+1/-0)

Lol. My buddy used to ask people that. Wtf

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 20, 2021 10:08:22 ago (+2/-0)

This was a standing joke when I was a kid. Any time there was a newcomer he'd get asked this question and then we'd all have a laugh over his discomfort. Then one time the guy answered Yes and we were all dumbfounded. We didn't know how to process such a bald face confession. That he appeared dead serious sealed the deal and ruined the joke for us. We never asked the question again. To this day I have no idea if he was serious or simply beating us at our own game.

[ - ] PygmyGoat 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 20, 2021 13:21:49 ago (+1/-0)

I heard a variant of this: if you woke up tied to a tree face-first with your pants around your ankles and vaseline smeared on your ass would you tell anyone?

[ - ] mongre 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 20, 2021 10:43:43 ago (+0/-0)

What he's saying is his dick isn't even big enough to wake you up. He's gonna sneak in your tent, take your undies all the way off, fuck you, finish, put your undies on backwards and not even wake you up.

If I did it, you'd wake up, but you'd still be pretty groggy.

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 19, 2021 22:38:55 ago (+4/-1)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 6 points 3.7 yearsSep 19, 2021 22:54:29 ago (+6/-0)

Tits or GTFO.

[ - ] allahead 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 20, 2021 16:49:13 ago (+0/-0)

Hope you carry a gun.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 20, 2021 17:47:58 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 19, 2021 22:56:09 ago (+3/-0)

Go camping, have fun, come back, and tell everyone you adventures. Next time you go, people will be more interested.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 20, 2021 00:07:33 ago (+3/-0)

Between Covid and forest fires, every fag I know cancelled their entire summer. Shop full of toys and nothing but solo trips all year.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 20, 2021 07:03:00 ago (+0/-0)

It’s perfect

[ - ] Nigloo_Dismantler 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 19, 2021 21:50:40 ago (+1/-0)

might be cuz ur a fagit

[ - ] mememeyou 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 20, 2021 02:06:15 ago (+1/-0)

or cuz everyone around OP is a fagit. Definately some faggotry going on

[ - ] Nigloo_Dismantler 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 20, 2021 06:56:18 ago (+1/-0)

well as momma always said: "where there's smoke, there's faggots"

[ - ] frankenham 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 20, 2021 04:43:47 ago (+0/-0)

Go camping solo. I've packed up my bike and done some dispersed camping out in the mountains by myself and I enjoyed it. Just have some tasks to complete like build a fire pit, build a fire reflector, read a book, sharpen some knives etc to keep yourself busy and you might find it very relaxing

[ - ] allahead 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 20, 2021 16:50:03 ago (+0/-0)

What state are you in? Car camping or backpacking?

[ - ] domains 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 22, 2021 14:44:25 ago (+0/-0)

Find some rainbow family