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I have all of you beat. I got banned from writing Amazon reviews for making fun of vegan dog foods.

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to funny 2.6 yearsSep 16, 2021 22:54:45 ago (+27/-0)     (funny)

Wrote some funny reviews for what is one of the dumbest products ever made. Must be a lot of vegans running Amazon.com


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[ - ] calx 6 points 2.6 yearsSep 16, 2021 23:37:13 ago (+6/-0)

I am interested in this dumb product please link to your review.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 2.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 01:39:20 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 2.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 05:17:30 ago (+4/-0)

Vegan dog food? WTF?!

Dogs will eventually die if they don't have access to any meat.
Doxx these evil bastards for even selling such a product.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 3 points 2.6 yearsSep 16, 2021 23:18:04 ago (+3/-0)

Yep, got me beat. Beat for wasting time😜

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 16, 2021 23:55:12 ago (+2/-0)

I’m banned from commenting on fox news videos.

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 07:25:55 ago (+1/-0)

A good soldier does not get banned. He gets the other guy banned while running 10,000 bot accounts.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 01:54:44 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] boxslowly 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 03:11:58 ago (+2/-0)*

They can do a lot with what's called fingerprinting, your device sends a lot of data to the website. They can use a combination of all sorts of different things not just your IP address. They also litter your browser with cookies, and if you're using Chrome they know exactly who you are no matter what you do. Chrome keeps additional fingerprinting data and if you try to install plugins that disguise or obfuscate any data Chrome will make a note of it. I mean if you're using Chrome and logged into Google then it doesn't matter. Or if you're using Chrome and have any cookies from Google on any of their hundreds of domains forget about it.

When Google really wants to figure out who you are they turn their machine learning algorithms on you. Because of your phone they probably know exactly where you are, whether you are near a computer, and so on.

A good way to tell if Google is tracking you is if almost every website you visit asks you to click all the boxes with airplanes or so on. Since almost every website has Google malware running that is only there to try to determine whether you are a real person. It does that by figuring out who you are, if it never knows that's pretty good.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 03:24:42 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] boxslowly 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 03:39:20 ago (+1/-0)*

Brave is a good option for a browser, it uses Chromium as it's underlying tech but without all the proprietary garbage and with extremely good built in alternatives to all of Google's services. Can hardly tell how much protection it is providing. You should also install ublock origin, go into it's settings and enable all 3rd party and social-blocking features, that way websites that put Google/Facebook/Twitter malware on them can't call home. Those websites then also can't open hidden iframes on the page that set cookies or track your movements.

It goes without saying to use a VPN too, use it on your phone also. It's additionally good if you use a very common screen resolution like 1080p or 4k, keep your OS up to date, and you can try "spoofing" your browser to obfuscate some of your fingerprint but I don't imagine any of these measures help that much.

That's a good start.

Make the pieces of shit work for it.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 17:47:53 ago (+0/-0)

Brave is shit, Chromium is built from the ground up to promote fingerprinting. A better alternative: https://librewolf-community.gitlab.io/

Your earlier claim about captcha boxes is incorrect. Captcha pops up and ramps up in difficulty based on how little fingerprinting data your browser and OS leaks and based on your IP's abuse history, not whether its tracking you.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 17:50:42 ago (+0/-0)

you're leaving bread crumbs that allow google to connect all your accounts. It could be something like having previously used your friends wifi with your google account logged or using a previously compromised IP to create a gmail. Or maybe you are using the same browsers at some point.

Best bet is to run a virtual machine and VPN/TOR the entire VM to create a new fingerprint.

[ - ] GeneralDisposition 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 00:42:33 ago (+1/-0)

The crown fits you. Some people are so out of reality it makes me tremble with rage. When the car in front of you hits the brakes when the other lane slows down to get into the turning lane. Why are you doing what they're doing when you have a clear road ahead?!!! Slow learners.

[ - ] oldblo 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 02:40:35 ago (+0/-0)

Disqus will ban you pretty much everywhere they are used. I was effectively banned from commenting in countless sites. To this day im unsure why.

[ - ] boxslowly 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 03:04:23 ago (+0/-0)

I don't really understand why every website implements it's own comment section anyway. Discussion should be built into the browser, imo. That's why dissenter is good.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 16, 2021 22:58:05 ago (+0/-0)

Gratz