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Cdc vaccine card

submitted by Brewpot to whatever 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 09:58:32 ago (+10/-4)     (whatever)

Does anyone know where I can find an online version of a PDF to download a vaccination card or have any advice on how to forge this document


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[ - ] mumbleberry 8 points 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 10:09:35 ago (+9/-1)

Could you glow any brighter?

[ - ] Brewpot [op] -1 points 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 10:11:13 ago (+1/-2)

I'm not a glow nigger I just can't find any resources on my own

[ - ] Lordbananafist 6 points 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 10:14:04 ago (+6/-0)

I think what he's saying is that he's not naturally inclined to partake in your scheme.

can you entrap us a little better please? For example, I like free sandwiches and slick track racing.

[ - ] Brewpot [op] -1 points 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 10:22:39 ago (+1/-2)

It's not a scheme, I searched for it a few weeks ago and found a good website on DuckDuckGo but now it's gone

[ - ] Lordbananafist 5 points 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 11:10:57 ago (+5/-0)

I’m not hearing any sandwich noises.

[ - ] mumbleberry 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 10:12:22 ago (+3/-1)

So you just come here every month or so?

[ - ] Brewpot [op] -1 points 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 10:17:07 ago (+1/-2)

I lurk more than I post or comment but yeah.

[ - ] mumbleberry 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 10:19:12 ago (+3/-1)

That is one thing that makes you suspect. And the one positive reply you got was from another suspect account.

[ - ] Brewpot [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 10:29:50 ago (+1/-1)

I'm really just asking for a website or some files have things seriously gotten that bad that this place is completely infiltrated by the agencies?

[ - ] mumbleberry 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 10:34:48 ago (+2/-0)

You tell me, senor federale.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 14:07:19 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] fightknightHERO 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 10:59:04 ago (+4/-0)

Brewpot
Member for: 5 months

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seems legit

[ - ] Brewpot [op] -1 points 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 12:09:24 ago (+1/-2)

Doesn't it stand to reason that if I wasn't legit I would make an effort to seem legit

[ - ] boxslowly 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 10:53:37 ago (+2/-0)

I would encourage you into non-compliance, this is a half measure you're playing their game. Maybe they'll use this as an excuse to either heavily fine you or put you in jail or something.

[ - ] Flabbygasted 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 10:26:28 ago (+2/-0)

So you're a little bitch? How much of Fauci's cum do you want up your ass? Get a gun, not a vaccine card.

[ - ] Brewpot [op] -3 points 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 10:34:52 ago (+1/-4)

It's not for me

[ - ] Flabbygasted 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 10:38:10 ago (+3/-0)

Well, whoever needs it...give them a gun instead. Because they're being a little bitch.

[ - ] Brewpot [op] -3 points 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 10:45:55 ago (+1/-4)

Lol I'm with ya bud

[ - ] Flabbygasted 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 10:48:42 ago (+4/-0)

Sounds like you're with the commies if you are trying to pass out vax passes. Fake or not.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 21:55:32 ago (+1/-0)

Hahahahaha wow the feds are out of budget, hiring noobs now lmao glow more faggit

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 12:06:31 ago (+1/-1)

Just take the jab, goy. We want you dead anyway.

[ - ] SpankmeTankMe -2 points 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 10:03:28 ago (+3/-5)

Hope this helps
This is how to print it and fill it out
https://files.catbox.moe/w18u7m.jpg
This is the shoot card
https://files.catbox.moe/59kz7z.pdf

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 10:42:35 ago (+1/-0)

Don’t these batch numbers correspond to where the shots were handed out? This is where you’d get caught.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 12:41:45 ago (+2/-0)

Why, because they forgot to enter your data into the system? I went with my mother who is very high risk to get her vaccinated and they had some shots ready, but less participation than expected. They offered me the shot, so I got it done. I got my card, but when I checked the state registry I wasn't in it. Is that my fault?

And no, it didn't happen.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 13:37:39 ago (+1/-0)

Similar cover story for mine. Wife who has auto-immune disorders and I got ours at the same time.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 13:09:26 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] wyrmblut 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 16, 2021 13:55:59 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks. I have some others but good information

[ - ] Brewpot [op] -4 points 2.7 yearsSep 15, 2021 10:04:39 ago (+1/-5)

Thank you