I just asked a trusted pharmacist if he'd fake giving me a covid shot. - Upgoat

I just asked a trusted pharmacist if he'd fake giving me a covid shot.
submitted by SocksOnCats to TellUpgoat 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 19:28:46 ago (+19/-0) (TellUpgoat)

I know the guy pretty well.

He declined, but said he'd think about the issue (understanding where I work and what I'm up against) and see if he could think of anyone who could help.

Yeah, yeah, I put myself in harm's way going out on a limb here, but I thought it was worth a shot.

It made him pause considerably when I mentioned "people on the web" were suggesting paying $1,000 per fake shot and that I'd happily pay that if it meant me, my wife, and kids were all listed as "vaccinated" without ever having gotten a shot.

He told me to check back with him in a while. I'll give it a couple of weeks.

I don't know exactly where this might lead, but I would suggest others try the same to see if we can get a ground-swell of good action on this. Ya, it's risky, and if it gets too big, then big brother gov't will come in and lay waste to our schemes.

But it might be worth it.

Thoughts?

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[ - ] fightknightHERO 23 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 20:16:01 ago (+23/-0)

wouldn't matter
the jews would want you to take MONTHLY boosters to renew your (((green pass)))

Defiance to this kike'd system is the only solution

[ - ] mikenigger 13 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 20:17:26 ago (+13/-0)

said he'd think about the issue

He wants to google "sentencing for medical malpractice" first.

[ - ] lord_nougat 8 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 19:36:36 ago (+8/-0)

He'll either consider the offer and take you up on it for the extra dosh or he'll turn you in to the stasi. One or the other. Probably.

Or I guess he might just get drunk and forget about it. That's probably what I would do if I were him.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri -7 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 19:41:45 ago (+1/-8)

or take the third option...inject with vaccine but tell this misguided goat that it was a placebo. The penny will drop when he wonders why all those around him are dropping like flies but he's sitting pretty.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 19:44:26 ago (+6/-0)

or when he and his family suddenly get all sick and die from weird complications they were trying to avoid.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 3.6 yearsSep 11, 2021 00:56:35 ago (+5/-0)

You could go to the hood and find one of those monkey phlebotomists they hire. Those chicks would def do it for $1000. Blacks will always do shit for money. I learned that shit trying to buy alcohol as a teenager.

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 11, 2021 00:20:16 ago (+2/-0)

Hello glowniggers…
We definitely aren’t suggesting people fake vaccine cards. That’s illegal.
We are more busy planning insurrection maneuvers regarding pro trump - anti triple masking in Minecraft..

[ - ] carrotcar 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 20:46:37 ago (+2/-0)

This is definitely a conundrum at that price.

Pharmacists may or may not be the right people to talk to - usually medical people, not pill people.

However, there is an upside if he does decide to do it. Nobody would be inclined to turn him in and be moved to the unvaxxed side.

getting discovered and losing the pill pusher license is a very big deal tho, and that keeps a lot of people from crossing to the dark side.

look for a nurse. $50k nurses are probably easier to entice, and they actually have access to everything.

if you want to actually do this, find a sizeable group of people (on the downlow) and let the nurse set up a "vaccine clinic" somewhere just for you - make it look very proper.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 11, 2021 01:36:50 ago (+1/-0)

Jamaican pharmacist.

Compounding pharmacy.

Saliva-only PCR test.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 21:52:47 ago (+1/-0)

Anyone with a brain would pay $1000 for that. The problem is it’ll all be electronic in a year or so and they’ll eventually test the blood for it. Then any doctor listed as administering it for you will be fucked.
Not my problem, but this will only work until that doctor realizes that.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 11, 2021 08:08:30 ago (+0/-0)

I went to my Dr the other day and they asked me if I was vaccinated. I said no they checked a box on my sheet and that was it. Covid was never mentioned my entire visit. I thought they were going to pressure me into taking it but I was wrong. My Dr is white.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 11, 2021 04:58:09 ago (+0/-0)

The infinite jabs solves this: it's not just one that you have to fake, it's the one every year/6 months/3 months/month/week.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 19:53:54 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] paul_neri -4 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 19:32:22 ago (+2/-6)

where does this pharmacist practise?

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 19:36:58 ago (+4/-0)

In a pharmacy, DUH!

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri -5 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 19:39:12 ago (+2/-7)

address please.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 19:43:01 ago (+2/-0)

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

tell 'em ALLAHOOO ACKBAAAAR!!! sent you.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri -4 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 19:47:06 ago (+1/-5)

"1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is the formal address of the White House, the United States presidential residence." [Library Service]

[ + ] 1Icemonkey

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 5 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 21:59:47 ago (+5/-0)

We have a genius here.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 23:58:28 ago (+0/-1)

the hurt and pain I must endure. Why lord, why me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_mJgVwQ3Qw

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 11, 2021 05:32:24 ago (+1/-0)

Paul stop being a glow nigger.

It's in the USA, chemist here on Oz can't give you vaccine excemptions or saline shots.

[ + ] Psychicrussiaspy

[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 3 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 19:47:54 ago (+3/-0)

Address Hahahahehehehohowhoa

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri -3 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 19:49:26 ago (+1/-4)

We must hunt down this irresponsible pharmacist. The pharmacist who jabbed me was a real doll. She made lots of eye contact and I was quite happy to die.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 22:40:47 ago (+4/-0)

She jabbed you with a huge strapon?

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 23:48:15 ago (+1/-0)

You...you have taken something beautiful and sullied it in your typical way!

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 11, 2021 01:19:04 ago (+0/-0)

And you liked it!

[ + ] ScheduledSuicide

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 20:52:35 ago (+2/-0)

Is being creepy part of your programming?