Adult children - Upgoat - "what's upgoat?"

Adult children
submitted by jewsbadnews to Soyboys 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 16:54:39 ago (+30/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] observation1 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 11, 2021 05:31:08 ago (+0/-0)

So this person is 18 and very fat

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 11, 2021 01:04:19 ago (+1/-0)

"food"

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 23:54:23 ago (+1/-0)

(Girlfriend got mini egg rolls out of his mom’s fridge and found the microwave)

Moms happy because he actually showers regularly…

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 23:11:32 ago (+1/-0)

Tray of niggerchow.

[ - ] ForgottenMemes 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 22:32:25 ago (+0/-0)

What the fuck is that shit?

[ - ] Sneedermeyer 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 22:17:26 ago (+2/-0)

Remember when this was a traditional family thing but the wife made you food instead of.. that and you didn't shout out the window to tell the neighbors about it?

Pepperidge Fahm remembers.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 20:51:59 ago (+2/-0)

I'm so tired of fat, lazy fucks thinking weed is something cool. Smoking weed hasn't been shocking or radical for sixty years. Especially not when it's legalized.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 21:57:19 ago (+3/-0)

Indeed! In fact, not smoking and having zero tattoos is radical now

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 11, 2021 01:10:39 ago (+1/-0)

I love people that hate weed and have no tattoos. Those are the cook kids.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 20:35:56 ago (+1/-0)

Pizza rolls are pretty good when you're stoned though

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 19:26:26 ago (+1/-0)

Served on a tray like a school lunch

[ - ] Her0n 6 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 17:57:49 ago (+6/-0)

I lived this life from 18-20, glad I’ve escaped it

[ + ] Hobama

[ - ] Hobama 3 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 21:46:49 ago (+3/-0)

Even in college I knew eating shit like that would fuck me up in the long run. These retards eat it on the daily well into adulthood and then wonder why they look like a pile of shit and are falling apart by 40.

[ + ] NaturalSelectionistWorker

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 22:47:12 ago (+1/-0)

I wish I'd realized this sooner in life. I still succumb sometimes - part of being working class in a country where kike bankers steal at least a third of everything I earn - but I eat a lot less of it now than I did 20 years ago.

[ - ] FellowWhite 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 17:47:34 ago (+2/-0)

That's goyim feed, not actual food I can't imagine being grateful for being subjected to that shit.

[ - ] NeedleStack 18 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 17:45:34 ago (+18/-0)

LOL! Last night I cooked my man steak with a port wine and plum reduction; a) because I love him, b) it's fun to make, c) it's fucking delicious.

[ + ] Garrett

[ - ] Garrett 7 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 18:09:50 ago (+7/-0)

You're awesome

[ + ] toobaditworks

[ - ] toobaditworks 5 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 21:37:39 ago (+5/-0)

I knew my comment telling you to get back to the kitchen would work.

https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=613a7e7d21c4c#comment_613a9ff61d3ac

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 21:55:32 ago (+3/-0)

Being able to cook is an undervalued skill in today's society.

[ + ] Jiggggg

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 21:25:40 ago (+1/-0)

You happen to have a recipe for that? Sounds delicious

[ + ] NeedleStack

[ - ] NeedleStack 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 22:23:34 ago (+1/-0)

What I do is follow Julia Child's tips on deglazing a pan.

What you do is you cook your steak and set it aside.

Turn down the heat a little then pour about 1/2 - 3/4 cup of red wine into the still-hot pan and gently boil the wine down a bit, stirring in all the delicious steak browning that was formerly coating the pan.

Stir like that for several seconds then add a tablespoon of butter and continue to stir with a wooden/plastic utensil and boil the mixture down to nearly a sauce texture (but not quite). You'll be able to tell as you go.

Add chopped, dried plum to this sauce and stir until the liquid turns into a thick enough sauce to pour on your steaks.

It's perfect because in the time you've deglazed your pan your steaks have rested and are ready for coating then serving.

[ + ] observation1

[ - ] observation1 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 11, 2021 05:29:30 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck yeah

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 17:39:31 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] TheViciousMrPim

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 18:25:19 ago (+2/-0)

I guarantee a Switch and worse, Amiibos.

[ + ] uvulectomy

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 21:07:53 ago (+2/-0)

Probably has every funkopop ever made.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 5 points 3.6 yearsSep 10, 2021 17:32:05 ago (+5/-0)