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Reasons to not kill yourself

submitted by jewsbadnews to Soyboys 3.8 yearsSep 10, 2021 16:24:57 ago (+25/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] didyouknow 11 points 3.8 yearsSep 10, 2021 16:33:55 ago (+11/-0)

Yeah, such a pity, missing out on all that jew programming.

[ - ] deleted 8 points 3.8 yearsSep 10, 2021 16:32:38 ago (+8/-0)

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[ - ] eongoat 0 points 3.8 yearsSep 10, 2021 23:35:04 ago (+0/-0)

But is it a single movie or a new trilogy?

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 3.8 yearsSep 12, 2021 13:59:53 ago (+0/-0)

There's a separate prequel written by someone else, no announcement yet.

[ - ] dalai_llama 6 points 3.8 yearsSep 10, 2021 23:10:39 ago (+6/-0)

Ha, jokes on that faggot. I missed all that gay shit and I didn't even have to kill myself to do it.

[ - ] dulcima 6 points 3.8 yearsSep 10, 2021 19:52:43 ago (+6/-0)

It's hanged, not hung.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.8 yearsSep 11, 2021 02:07:44 ago (+2/-0)

Oh yeah? Well what if his friend suddenly grew a huge schlong 8 years ago?! ...and subsequently died from it... or something?

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 3.8 yearsSep 11, 2021 02:21:01 ago (+1/-0)

What a way to die.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.8 yearsSep 11, 2021 19:09:34 ago (+0/-0)

"He died doing what he loved: Being exceptionally well hung..."

[ - ] Neral 3 points 3.8 yearsSep 10, 2021 21:45:01 ago (+3/-0)

Suddenly living doesn't sound that appealing...

[ - ] deleted 3 points 3.8 yearsSep 10, 2021 16:29:03 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] ParnellsUprising 5 points 3.8 yearsSep 10, 2021 17:48:11 ago (+5/-0)

If that is all my life had to offer, I might off myself as well.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3.8 yearsSep 11, 2021 00:04:32 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.8 yearsSep 11, 2021 02:06:46 ago (+1/-0)

That made me want to kill myself harder.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.8 yearsSep 10, 2021 23:22:34 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Sneedermeyer 1 point 3.8 yearsSep 10, 2021 22:25:16 ago (+1/-0)

So what you're saying is kill myself? I mean I could but I'd have to stand up then find something to do it with when I could just sit here and consoom..

Fuck I think I just ate my own tail.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.8 yearsSep 11, 2021 02:08:41 ago (+0/-0)

Was it delicious and / or nutritious?

[ - ] Sneedermeyer 0 points 3.8 yearsSep 11, 2021 10:47:41 ago (+0/-0)

It tasted like regret and sadness so I'd say it was a win/win/win.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.8 yearsSep 11, 2021 19:09:59 ago (+0/-0)

Part of this complete breakfast.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 3.8 yearsSep 10, 2021 16:44:25 ago (+1/-0)

pleb wasn't collecting comics in 1991

deserved to die