Does that make it 110? - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Tefilin.

There's a rule in one of their books saying "there shall be a [something] on their hand and forehead." No one remembers what the something is so they write out the relevant verses on small bits of paper, put them in leather boxes and tie them to their forearm and forehead with leather chord.

It's completely meaningless and obviously divorced from whatever the original tradition was, if there even was one, but jews love rules almost as much as they love breaking them so they wear the boxes.

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little black Satanic cube with curses written on pieces of paper inside the cube like a fortune cookie

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[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 3.8 yearsSep 9, 2021 18:37:42 ago (+1/-0)

It is almost like clive barker wrote their religion isn't it?

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[ - ] GroundskeeperWillie 1 point 3.8 yearsSep 9, 2021 21:18:11 ago (+1/-0)

The theif of always.

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 3 points 3.8 yearsSep 9, 2021 16:43:04 ago (+3/-0)

Seriously? First the free guns, now they get to be without the Chosen People?

What the fuck, man? I wanna be a dirty Haji.

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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 3.8 yearsSep 9, 2021 18:21:46 ago (+0/-0)

Goat milk is starting to sound pretty good right now, but I dunno if I'd want to marry a 9 year old.

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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 3.8 yearsSep 9, 2021 21:25:44 ago (+0/-0)

I don't want to die of old age before my kids turn 18 tho. But I suppose it's better than my people going extinct.

[ - ] didyouknow 3 points 3.8 yearsSep 9, 2021 15:37:06 ago (+3/-0)

Just take a look at the phenotype and behavior of the Afghanis (Pashtun in particular) and tell me they're not jewish. The customs and traditions of the Pashtun has many similarities to the customs and traditions of the jews. No doubt, the Pashtun has jew blood in them and can probably trace back their lineage to the jews who settled in central asia after 70 C.E.

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[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.8 yearsSep 9, 2021 16:28:23 ago (+0/-0)

Genetically they're aryan. They're one of the persian groups with the least admixture, some of them still have blue or green eyes and blonde or red hair.

Keep in mind though that only around a third of afghanistan are pashtun speakers. Most of the country are farsi (modern persian) speakers and have significantly more foreign admixture.

[ - ] SaneGoatiSwear 3 points 3.8 yearsSep 9, 2021 14:48:49 ago (+3/-0)

Damn, we’re gonna need to update a lot of memes

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 3.8 yearsSep 9, 2021 15:00:45 ago (+2/-0)

Don't be fooled, they're the same bunch.

[ - ] oldblo 1 point 3.8 yearsSep 9, 2021 18:07:05 ago (+1/-0)

Everyone of them left the nation. Current rulers say they want relationships with everyone besides Israel. If this is true I think it does.
The question is why Jews specifically have felt the need to leave. Why has not a single one of the preachers for multiculturalism and diversity everywhere but their homeland stayed behind?
Only Jews have all been removed while Americans have been essentially abandoned. So who made a point to pull them out?

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[ - ] jewsbadnews 1 point 3.8 yearsSep 9, 2021 16:44:23 ago (+1/-0)

The 109 and the 13 do 50 memes need to be updated, yes.

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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 3.8 yearsSep 9, 2021 18:20:40 ago (+1/-0)

I hear 13 do 55, do I hear 13 do 56? 13 do 56 to the man in the back row! Do we have 13 do 57? 13 do 56, going once, going twice....

[ - ] mememeyou 0 points 3.8 yearsSep 9, 2021 18:20:33 ago (+0/-0)

world's saddest shofar sound

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 3.8 yearsSep 9, 2021 18:18:00 ago (+0/-0)

111 and NEVER AGAIN

Actually I'm not sure how many countries that exist today haven't expelled jews yet, we might hit like 150 or so depending.

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Does that make it 110? submitted by KCobain27 to whatever 3.8 yearsSep 9, 2021 14:45:36 ago (+56/-0) (files.catbox.moe)https://files.catbox.moe/zh16d6.jpg

Does that make it 110?
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