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Literal ZOGbot

submitted by Splooge to whatever 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 13:22:41 ago (+31/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/vf6jul.jpg

The tools are only part of the solution. Assume the enemy is just as well-equipped and train harder than they do.


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[ - ] con77 5 points 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 13:34:20 ago (+5/-0)

lets get this party started!

[ - ] Splooge [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 13:35:58 ago (+1/-1)

I call dibs on the... uh... I don't see anything I actually want. Maybe the BCG?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 14:27:47 ago (+1/-0)

The gun's a bit frilly, might make a good gift for the women in your life.

[ - ] Splooge [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 14:50:53 ago (+0/-0)

The mags actually wouldn't be a bad loot drop. Can't ever have too many mags. Women stay behind to load mags and make sandwiches.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 17:41:56 ago (+0/-0)

Look at the table in the background. Pretty sure that's airsoft bullshit.

[ - ] con77 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 13:44:45 ago (+0/-0)

I would impale it Vlad style

[ - ] Battlefat 4 points 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 14:56:15 ago (+4/-0)

Tactical panties

This faggot is mentally retarded

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 16:03:04 ago (+3/-0)

Anyone who spends this much time matching leg warmers to tactical gloves is as likely to shoot their own foot off then to shoot you.

[ - ] Splooge [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 16:27:10 ago (+0/-0)

tactical gloves

Not even, those things will do fuck all to stop handguard burns or really anything beyond minor scrapes. Not tactical at all.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 17:44:56 ago (+0/-0)

They are great for stopping road rash when you put a stick through your spokes.

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 14:23:17 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] SaneGoatiSwear 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 14:10:20 ago (+3/-0)

I’m pretty sure that’s an Airsoft rifle. Larping faggot is larping

[ - ] PostyMcRepost 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 14:43:31 ago (+2/-0)

that trannyfagjew is holding a real AR-15 it borrowed to pose with, but you are confused by the useless fake frontrails that are not real rails and are crappy fake 3d printer or some strange thing
the front is a toy rail kit, but the lower looks real ar15 to me.
that tranny would not know how to even load the first round , aim, unjam, or anything much

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 17:44:07 ago (+0/-0)

Near the faggot's trigger finger appears to be a full-auto switch. That makes it bullshit, right there. Also, examine the table in the background. That appears to be an airsoft mag and bags of ammo.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 18:18:07 ago (+2/-0)*

That's the mag release you twit.

Edit: If you're referring to the thin bar above his index finger, then note that it is an anti-walk/rotation triggerpack retention pin.

Also note: The selector on that particular rifle does indeed have the third "giggle switch" position; it's sporting a FosTech Echo ARII binary trigger.

[ - ] Splooge [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 18:06:07 ago (+0/-0)

Near the faggot's trigger finger appears to be a full-auto switch.

What is it about the selector switch that suggests it's a "full-auto switch"? There's no markings on the lower (on that side) and as far as I can tell, it's just an ambi switch. Every AR has one, real or fake, and it has virtually nothing to do with fire selection itself anymore than lower markings do.

I also don't see anything on the table that says airshit, but then again I don't know much about airshit... so yeah.

[ - ] Love240 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 18:06:41 ago (+0/-0)

The front top rail looks weird because it's being covered by Magpul Ladder Rail Panels. The handguard does appear to be something more intricate, but there are hundreds of companies making custom/different stuff, it's hard to tell but it does look anodized, I would bet it is Aluminum. I've seen that stupid 3-prong flash hider before, and the castle nut, forward assist, safety and mag release all appear to be Strike Industries. Possibly the charging handle and takedown pins too.

It's a real gun. .223/5.56 most likely. But it could be .300 blk, as some bullet weights will feed out of that Gen3 windowed mag.

[ - ] derpfroot 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 15:12:37 ago (+2/-0)

Are those pulled-to-the-side panties on the outside of the jorts?

Also, I've never wanted to rip a things face off so bad before. These demons are 100% Weimerican.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 17:39:24 ago (+1/-0)

Well, that's a tool alright. That shoot those little plastic bb's?

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 15:38:03 ago (+1/-0)

#ACAZOG

[ - ] jewsbadnews 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 15:10:33 ago (+1/-0)

It's going to kill itself before engaging in combat.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 13:23:48 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Splooge [op] 8 points 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 13:24:43 ago (+8/-0)

Part of the 49% that need assistance.

[ - ] StopTheEvilAgenda 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 21:51:49 ago (+0/-0)

Muscle mass nonexistent. It would go down like a wet sock and someone who could actually use the AR would take it.

[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 19:20:05 ago (+0/-0)

Even with the mask on I could tell it was a tranny before I noticed the flag

[ - ] Jew 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 18:06:39 ago (+0/-0)

literally weaponized autism

[ - ] Hey_guys_whats_up 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 17:07:09 ago (+0/-0)

Tacticool

20 bucks this slut couldn't hit the side of a barn from point blank.

[ - ] Oikumene 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 16:36:51 ago (+0/-0)

I always hit the dye pack.

[ - ] WhiteGoat 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 13:52:09 ago (+0/-0)

Based on the mag, it looks like a .22. Good luck against my SCAR

[ - ] Splooge [op] 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 14:40:47 ago (+1/-0)

It's just a windowed Pmag, if it was .22 it would have an exposed knob/spring.

https://files.catbox.moe/kscxxa.jpg

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 8, 2021 14:29:01 ago (+0/-0)

Technically you can kill a bear with a .22. I wouldn't want to, but it has been done.