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We wuz Jesus n sheeit.

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3.7 yearsSep 7, 2021 03:42:02 ago (+36/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Spotted in Hobby Lobby... an allegedly Christian store.


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[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 7, 2021 14:39:47 ago (+0/-0)

Dat lil nigga don't look like me you ho, we going to maury an sheeeit.

[ - ] jewsbadnews 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 7, 2021 12:26:24 ago (+1/-0)

Hobby Lobby and 99% of christians are cucked and are NOT your brothers and sisters.

[ - ] Prairie 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 7, 2021 11:11:20 ago (+3/-0)

That deserves a post-it note with "We wuz kangs!" written on it.

[ - ] con77 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 7, 2021 09:57:49 ago (+3/-0)

betcha the wise men werent black

[ - ] Splooge 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 7, 2021 11:59:34 ago (+2/-0)

tfw you realize "wise men" was a mishearing of "white men"

kek

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 9, 2021 00:52:30 ago (+1/-0)

'three men raised by fathers' is a lot more words and a lot less subtle.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 7, 2021 09:45:31 ago (+3/-0)

I wonder what the three smart niggas brought for J-dawg

crack, bling, and a whip?

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 7, 2021 09:38:05 ago (+1/-0)

Angle it so it's 45 degrees. Then shove a box into that shelf and smash it

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 3.7 yearsSep 7, 2021 09:17:20 ago (+4/-0)

Haha. Jesus daddy gonna leave him. Jesus born addicted to crack.

Imagine a black guy being a carpenter.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 5 points 3.7 yearsSep 7, 2021 07:11:03 ago (+6/-1)

Christcuckery in action.

[ - ] jewsbadnews 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 7, 2021 12:27:49 ago (+1/-0)

White nationalist christians really got to give up that foreign religion that was forced on us. Don't worry your not going to hell.

[ - ] beanbagWizard 14 points 3.7 yearsSep 7, 2021 05:08:39 ago (+14/-0)

Black jesus must work miracles, the father figure is still in the picture

[ - ] try 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 7, 2021 07:29:19 ago (+3/-1)*

〈top kek〉

[ - ] fightknightHERO 4 points 3.7 yearsSep 7, 2021 04:34:34 ago (+4/-0)

Such vile heresy

[ - ] try 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 7, 2021 03:52:01 ago (+4/-3)*

Disgusting, but fascinating propaganda.

All Gods in all cultures in all ancient texts have abnormally light skin and light hair if either hair, eyes or skin mentioned in texts. All. All gods, practically. Indians go so far as to mention blueish-skin.

https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1165427/pg1

https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1165427/pg2

https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1165427/pg3

https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1165427/pg4

https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1165427/pg6

Recap: According to ancient Hebrew text the angels & their descendants:

• were Giant like
• Were attractive-looking
• Had long curly white hair
• Had bodies "white as snow"
• Had bright eyes

As for Jesus, those pages do not spend a lot of time on Messiahs : Muhammad, Jesus, but both were written as assumed Caucasian.

https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Qur%27an,_Hadith_and_Scholars:Muhammad%27s_White_Complexion

Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him) was profoundly Caucasian pale white for that region. Countless citations in my link.

Unlike Muhammad, Jesus has no archeological evidence for ever existing, and 11 competing Jesus stories do exist in history. But... our main Jesus was White :

Undeniable proof that Jesus Christ is a WHITE Caucasian man. Jews keep manipulating the dogma:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qz9LDq3mNQ

AMAZING short video!

See? Romans claim Jesus was blondish and red cheeks and greyish eyes.

All Gods in all cultures in all ancient texts have abnormally light skin and light hair

Kikes at JewGle's JewTube will delete that video link as "hate thought speech" for providing proof of early depictions of pale skin of Jesus.

All medieval-era catholic support texts (Apocrypha) say Mary was 12 years old when she married Joseph the carpenter, vastly older, at age over 80 but sired none with Mary, but Jesus had four half-brothers and at least two half-sisters, all born of his mother Mary but from a different father. Jesus was White.


https://discoverthetruefacts.wordpress.com/2013/10/02/bible-12-year-old-mary-married-90-year-old-joseph-paedophilia/

https://jamestabor.com/sorting-out-the-jesus-family-mother-fathers-brothers-and-sisters/