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My pull-up bar failed and I might have a cracked rib. Do I have. covid? It hurts.

submitted by 2Drunk to whatever 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 14:12:15 ago (+21/-1)     (whatever)



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[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 23 points 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 14:25:50 ago (+23/-0)

Oh no. You have the dreaded Deltoid variant. That kills all your gains.

[ - ] Kung_Flu 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 20:44:44 ago (+0/-0)

Laughing at these comments is good exercise.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 7, 2021 02:57:39 ago (+1/-0)

Even funnier when you know how much it hurts OP to laugh at them

[ - ] Battlefat 9 points 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 15:09:41 ago (+9/-0)

Yes, now it puts the ventilator in its lungs

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 21:07:06 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] TFS 7 points 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 14:40:48 ago (+7/-0)

Only if you go see a doctor.

[ - ] Steelerfish 5 points 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 14:19:29 ago (+5/-0)

May want to snort some horse tranquilizers.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 14:47:53 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 17:12:12 ago (+3/-0)

Goat drugs are clearly better.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 18:12:45 ago (+3/-0)

Some goats have been into pretty intense drugs. Pretty sure Serendipitous did crocadil at some point.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 18:16:16 ago (+2/-0)

After an, um, wheel

crocodil.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 19:03:28 ago (+2/-0)

I just learned what Krokodil is .

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 7, 2021 06:27:12 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 4 points 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 16:47:34 ago (+4/-0)

cracked ribs hurt worse than broken.

you'll live.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 17:13:07 ago (+0/-0)

I cracked a rib awhile back. It hurt so bad that I totally died.

[ - ] try 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 21:26:31 ago (+0/-0)

I know a worse pain.

Torn soft tissue (cartilage) from the lowest-most rib to your diaphragm hurt more than any cracked rib.

Serious complications other than wish-to-die-to-end-pain are difficulty breathing (dyspnea). If really bad and does not properly heal from re-ripping, then expensive repairs can be made laparoscopically, to affix healing support aids.

you'll live (but sometimes wish to die until then)

[ - ] TheGreatWhiteHope 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 17:24:53 ago (+2/-0)

Was it a door jamb pullup bar? Never did trust those. Better to just buy a pullup rack, or if you don't want to spend the money, you can just build one.

https://www.simplifiedbuilding.com/projects/diy-free-standing-pull-up-bar

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 18:18:54 ago (+1/-1)

It was the door jam type. It was my fault for being weak. Unlike @Gabara, who's religions instructs it to rape kids.

Remember on old voat, @gabara bragged about raping over 9000 kids.

Just because biden surrendered to pedophiles does not mean we have to

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 17:11:35 ago (+2/-0)

Better inject some horse dewormer just in case!

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 14:40:21 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 17:14:39 ago (+0/-0)

Push it REAL good

[ - ] v0atmage 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 21:01:52 ago (+1/-0)

Somehow the extra period after "have" raises the quality of the post up a lot.

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 7, 2021 01:23:37 ago (+1/-0)

You can really feel the struggle in his typing

[ - ] con77 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 19:56:10 ago (+1/-0)

if you had a broken rib you'd fukn know it

[ - ] v0atmage 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 7, 2021 09:02:51 ago (+0/-0)

maybe bruised or chipped

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 19:13:56 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Aze 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 18:55:37 ago (+1/-0)

I was lifting at the gym at the hotel the other day and I re-injured a pulled muscle in my lower back, that I thought was fully healed. Maybe I slipped a disk as well, still not sure. It hurt so bad I couldn't stand up straight and I was walking like a 100 year old man. I then had to go to work the next day in order to get home (railroad life) and it was a miserably painful slow day. I should of just called off sick and had them cab me home, but I'm a stubborn sob.

I'm on the mend somewhat now, but given what I've felt from just a lower back injury in the last 3 days I can only imagine your pain.

Be strong brother.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 16:36:56 ago (+2/-1)

Only faggots use tools to exercise. Gravity, terra firma and your own fat ass are the only weights you need. slurps corn syrup drank loudly

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 17:14:03 ago (+2/-0)

Wtf, I thought you only drank diet coke

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 7 points 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 18:10:57 ago (+7/-0)

I have an intern whose whole job is to fill Diet Coke bottles with normal Classic Coke.

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 18:24:51 ago (+2/-0)

I have to upvoat you.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 18:16:40 ago (+2/-0)

Hmm. Needs moar rum.

[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 14:53:08 ago (+1/-0)

Hows breathing ? If your not hacking blood its gonna hurt but nothing you can do for ribs really

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 20:52:41 ago (+0/-0)

Fiber and water are your friends.