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Calm toucan

submitted by dulcima to aww 2.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 09:39:33 ago (+40/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/eq97z8.mp4



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[ - ] fightknightHERO 7 points 2.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 11:00:37 ago (+7/-0)

what a beauty!

[ - ] Eric_Cartman 5 points 2.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 10:26:56 ago (+5/-0)

That's some jewish looking bird.

[ - ] fnbs 7 points 2.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 12:51:55 ago (+7/-0)

Thats a major insult to Toucans all around the world

[ - ] NeedleStack 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 12:34:56 ago (+3/-0)

Aww, he's purring in his toucan way.

[ - ] Boyakasha 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 12:34:50 ago (+3/-0)

Beautiful bird. Amazing looking. Thanks for sharing.

[ - ] jewsbadnews 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 14:10:06 ago (+2/-0)

These birds are so frickin expensive.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 21:48:42 ago (+1/-0)

they're free if you know where to look

[ - ] try 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2021 00:13:42 ago (+0/-0)

Without a serial number breeder leg band (usually cut off by owners) many governments can seize and confiscate forever your "free toucan/parrot/macaw"

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Fun Fact #1085 : leg bands can be made to copy existing legal toucans leg bands serial numbers

https://www.beautyofbirds.com/legbands.html

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2021 00:14:53 ago (+0/-0)

do you really believe there is like a team of people tracking 350 million Americans, looking for unregistered Toucans?

[ - ] try 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2021 00:18:25 ago (+0/-0)*

Be me.

-- Attempt to sneak into California from mountains, using a rare logging road after sundown.

-- Get stopped by "Fruit Patrol" car

-- Given choice of pet confiscation, or else legal fight and later arrest and fines

-- sign waiver. Goodbye pet.




[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2021 00:23:29 ago (+0/-0)

Be you.

-- Smuggling illicit Toucans into California
-- Fail to remember there is a checkpoint at state line for illegal fruit
-- Get stopped because car is not gay enough
-- Have toucan riding shotgun because why not
-- Police somehow competent enough to know your single bird may be illegal
-- Surrender the bird instead of just turning around

[ - ] try 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2021 00:27:02 ago (+0/-0)

Almost. I think they saw fear on my face. It was a different species, and in a small dog cage hidden under towels and under boxes in back of car. They searched the towel covered item first and ignored opening cardboard boxes. I tried saying the towels kept it calm and sleepy, to make it less like I was a smuggler. They could tell it was my pet.

was.

[ - ] Ozark 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 09:50:17 ago (+1/-0)

That is Jerry Miculek's bird.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 22:40:32 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Natureboy 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 18:44:31 ago (+0/-0)

My squirrel lets me pet her this way when she is bedding down at night. She loves a good petting. Never would have thought before I rescued her that squirrels enjoy something like that. But I guess every living thing probably likes to be scratched and patted by a trusting hand.