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Had some Jurassic Park level sunflowers this year.

submitted by SulemanSeinfeld to Gardening 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2021 16:44:55 ago (+31/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] germ22 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2021 17:06:16 ago (+4/-0)

Nice!
I specially ordered some gigantic sunflower seeds, they all kind of fell short of the promised size.

[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld [op] 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2021 18:36:37 ago (+2/-0)

These are only supposed to get to five feet, they were closer to twice that.

Ive been getting them this big for a few years in the same patch. I think the trick is to not water them. Sunflowers are drought resistant so I don't even bother.

[ - ] try 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2021 00:52:56 ago (+2/-0)*

Gibberellic acid !

If you applied a solution of Gibberellic acid, with a small paintbrush, every two days around the entire base NEAR the flower and up onto it, as someone that has cheated before with Gibberellic acid on other species...


YOU WILL ALMOST DOUBLE THE SIZE (mass) using Gibberellic acid!

usually its applied to a actual fruiting stem, but I predict it will have same results, but the stalk might need bracing to hold the heavier flower and the stem need free rotation to "track the sun path' during day, and needs more sun on leaves, and more water, and more minerals.

THEN YOU DO IT AGAIN the second year with the larger seeds, for tiny extra size bump : here is a botany PDF on hacking sunflowers with Gibberellic acid o fix mutants lacking height :

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/228509635_The_sunflower_dwarf_mutant_dw1_Effects_of_gibberellic_acid_treatment

TENFOLD height increase at one growth stage achieved in sunflowers low on potassium in this other paper :

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/j.1399-3054.1980.tb03332.x

A tenfold increase in the length of the first internode was observed when plants grown without K were treated with GA

Be a botanist cheater! Hack your crops with growth hormones! (Just hack the width of any stem to increase fruit size of any plant)

THEN YOU WIN COUNTY FAIR with your cheater "Gibberellic acid" produce!

@SulemanSeinfeld @lord_nougat

[ - ] 2017Fallout 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2021 04:53:37 ago (+0/-0)

Interesting article on researchgate.

[ - ] germ22 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2021 19:46:10 ago (+0/-0)

interesting. If i remember this by next year i will give it a try.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2021 18:05:04 ago (+1/-0)

SIZE ISSUES!!

[ - ] NosebergShekelman 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2021 19:08:34 ago (+2/-0)

You should stomp them all down and blame it on the Nazis!! I would. Shaloms💎✡️

[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2021 19:40:13 ago (+1/-0)

Noseberg! You mensch you. I haven't seen you around in so long I thought you were lost to the masturbation machines.

[ - ] NosebergShekelman 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2021 19:44:43 ago (+1/-0)

I've been hiding under my neighbors floorboards because CheeseBooger tried to gas me!With his uncircumsized wiener! Shaloms💎✡️

[ - ] Splooge 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2021 20:23:10 ago (+1/-0)

Cousin Noseberg! Shaloms and welcome back!!

[ - ] NosebergShekelman 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2021 00:49:54 ago (+0/-0)

oy vey hello and thank you, cousin! Long time no holocaust! Shaloms💎✡️

[ - ] Splooge 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2021 03:52:59 ago (+0/-0)

Oy gevalt we must continue to remind these goys of the 17 trillion tragically lost! Thank you for coming back to defend our fellow white caucasian folx of European white aryan descent, which as you know is exactly what a jew is, except for the little hat and absolutely nothing else!

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2021 18:04:36 ago (+2/-0)

whoah! Only one of ours was even close to that monstrosity - the rest were a bunch of runts.

https://files.catbox.moe/6q7zym.jpg

[ - ] MrPancake 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2021 17:11:35 ago (+2/-0)

Gotta love those urology rulers! ;)

[ - ] Cunt 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2021 23:15:48 ago (+1/-0)

Nice. Did you take a picture when it was full bloom?'

[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 06:46:35 ago (+0/-0)

No, they've gotten this big for a few years now. I didnt pay much attention until I had to chop them down.

[ - ] Cunt 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 09:08:08 ago (+0/-0)

:(


That's fine. I prefer dwarf sunflowers anyway.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2021 21:32:02 ago (+0/-0)

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