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Hobo King

submitted by deleted to AnonWhatever 3.7 yearsAug 30, 2021 08:52:21 ago (+62/-6)     (AnonWhatever)

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[ - ] anon 4135561 5 points 3.7 yearsAug 30, 2021 12:00:15 ago (+5/-0)

Be nice to animals; you never know how or when they'll have your back.

[ - ] anon 1449437 4 points 3.7 yearsAug 30, 2021 11:59:25 ago (+4/-0)

As much as that's a funny greentext story, it's also political reality. In ancient rome wealthy patricians used to have small armied of plebs (called clientes) they could rely upon for whatever. They kept them loyal by handing out free grain once a month.

[ - ] anon 1600295 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 30, 2021 09:47:18 ago (+3/-0)

steven seagull is that you?

[ - ] anon 2446441 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 31, 2021 12:23:44 ago (+0/-0)

All hail sand which man.

[ - ] anon 2762541 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 31, 2021 02:40:41 ago (+0/-0)

Al Capone gave out free milk to kids before there was welfare and bought the allegiance of people who then voted for politicians that were as corrupt as Capone because they wouldn't arrest him.

It's why our thoroughly insane and governments still exist on nothing but a promise.

[ - ] anon 2845979 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 30, 2021 09:43:40 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, life is like prison, and everyone has their price....until you find the King, and you then sell everything you have and buy all of His.

[ - ] anon 1855074 -3 points 3.7 yearsAug 30, 2021 11:08:16 ago (+1/-4)

Fancy major BUM SIMULATOR GAME just released this week!

https://steamcommunity.com/app/855740

you can actually learn how to thrive as a street bum

HILARIOUS FUN

If you want best tips, they are not in that game, as it is not a frigid climate bum simulator game.

Here's a real tip : The most important tip for living as a white street bum in a large college town, is to sleep in a chair in a major university emergency room area waiting room on the coldest winter nights, if your main backpack not visible.

[ - ] anon 6329160 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 30, 2021 21:15:32 ago (+1/-1)

Eat shit and die, spam-kike.

[ - ] anon 3395774 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 31, 2021 00:19:48 ago (+3/-0)

I'm pretty sure that's something you can do in the game.