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Turn your immune system into a subscription service

submitted by SaneGoatiSwear to Covid1984 3.7 yearsAug 29, 2021 14:35:24 ago (+54/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] system 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 30, 2021 08:14:47 ago (+3/-0)

You think this is satire? They want it.

https://files.catbox.moe/tnmrmq.png

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 30, 2021 03:39:41 ago (+2/-0)

when would my immune system be challenged

any time they fucking want it to be challenged.

[ - ] obscenity 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 30, 2021 00:14:30 ago (+1/-0)

dolla dolla bills yall

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 29, 2021 23:54:13 ago (+1/-0)

I take shots regularly!

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 29, 2021 23:06:29 ago (+1/-0)

I thought the jab was free

[ - ] Splooge 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 30, 2021 04:54:36 ago (+2/-0)

For now, and not really even then unless you’re one of those welfare/tax leeches.

[ - ] mikenigger 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 30, 2021 10:31:14 ago (+2/-0)

Who do you think is paying for it in the end?

[ - ] CPillar 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 30, 2021 21:37:19 ago (+1/-0)

Nothing is free. There is no such thing as government funded. The taxpayers picked up the bill.

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 29, 2021 20:07:04 ago (+1/-0)

Boosters sound like Halloween lobsters.

[ - ] Cunt 5 points 3.7 yearsAug 29, 2021 18:20:29 ago (+5/-0)

When they said "you will own nothing" I really didn't think it went as far as our own bodies and immune system.

[ - ] oldblo 6 points 3.7 yearsAug 29, 2021 18:23:54 ago (+6/-0)

That moment when you notice your DNA is patent pending.

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 4 points 3.7 yearsAug 29, 2021 16:09:14 ago (+4/-0)

This is why you should never ever take Viagra!

You will get to the point where you will pay for every boner. A tax on sex.

[ - ] KCobain27 9 points 3.7 yearsAug 29, 2021 14:53:26 ago (+9/-0)

Microshit: Software as a service.

Healthcare: Health as a service.

[ - ] oldblo 6 points 3.7 yearsAug 29, 2021 17:14:50 ago (+6/-0)*

Bill doesnt care if youre ready for a potentially catastrophic update on either. His stance on both is identical.
YOURE GETTING AN UPDATE! I DONT CARE IF ITS YOURS YOU DONT HAVE A CHOICE. IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU SAID I DONT HAVE PERMISSION. ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

[ - ] Cunt 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 29, 2021 18:22:03 ago (+3/-0)

Also: I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING IMPORTANT, IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 30, 2021 03:40:40 ago (+2/-0)

you think its an accident the dude that came up with windows using stolen code is on the top of the people trying to do the same thing to your immune system that microsoft does with windows?