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Google security expert falls for pajeet scam, but it's ok. She's a woman, it's not her fault.

submitted by deleted to whatever 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2021 17:56:49 ago (+31/-0)     (whatever)

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[ - ] NeedleStack 19 points 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2021 18:17:33 ago (+19/-0)

"Normalize" is always used by these creeps in the context of making you accept something stupid or unnatural.

[ - ] dingbat 8 points 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2021 22:45:44 ago (+8/-0)

I’m so tired of these words and phrases. “Normalize,” “Do Better,” “Be Well,”. Fuck off!

[ - ] dalai_llama 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2021 12:37:55 ago (+0/-0)

All I want to do is bring you to the table and have a conversation so that I can educate you about your privilege.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2021 23:36:10 ago (+4/-0)

To cover their fucking stupidity.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 13 points 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2021 18:24:22 ago (+14/-1)

Women are retarded

[ - ] x0x7 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2021 00:50:58 ago (+5/-1)

Women only follow instructions. They don't think. Why do you think 10 for 10 the top chefs in the world are men even though woman offer a larger pool of people with cooking knowledge. It's because to be top chef in the world you have to come up with your own recipes.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 10 points 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2021 21:17:37 ago (+10/-0)

as a man who works in infosec

no, you are an idiot. not "it happens (shrug)". do you know how many protections entities like google put ahead of you to stop this, and it "happens". no you're an idiot.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 10 points 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2021 18:12:17 ago (+10/-0)

"It's not my faaaaauuuuuuuuuult!"

Yes. It entirely is your fault. Retard.

[ - ] deleted 9 points 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2021 18:10:57 ago (+9/-0)

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[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2021 17:49:47 ago (+1/-0)

Geez, the finger just keeps getting bigger.

Also strange, the card says it’s a trial participant. Oblivious…

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2021 19:22:24 ago (+1/-1)

'Got her' for what?

[ - ] pshawman 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2021 19:25:51 ago (+5/-1)

Identity theft retard

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2021 19:28:26 ago (+3/-0)

I don't remember asking you a GOD DAMNED thing!!!

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2021 23:37:46 ago (+3/-0)

Say What again! I dare you, I double goddamndog dare you! Say what one mor muthafuckin time!

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2021 03:07:04 ago (+0/-0)

Run a train , faggot !! ...

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 7 points 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2021 18:36:41 ago (+7/-0)

Isn't stone a common kike surname? The fact that she's a security "expert" at jewgle reeks of nepotism.

[ - ] someonewasright 5 points 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2021 18:33:16 ago (+5/-0)

whenever this sort of things happens... it is later revealed to be totally caused by diversity hiring!

really, a "Diversity Hire" in head of IT, or perhaps a head of Telecoms token negro, or possibly a new hispanic female mulatto at the helm of cybersecurity is no doubt the problem.

often its revealed they have no computer degree, no engineering degree, and at best, if white female, the head of all cybersecurty has a degree in Music from an art college. one woman in charge of everything , ith a music degree, used the same password across continents to secure millions of financial records.

remember that dumb bitch Susan Mauldin?

Equifax hired a music major as chief security officer causing hundreds of millions in damage:

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/equifax-ceo-hired-a-music-major-as-the-companys-chief-security-officer-2017-09-15

that was a hoot and a half

total clown world , you know?


Diversity Hires!

Its always trying to get rid of toxic white male meritocracy that results in Chimptopia dystopian african-style society breakdown.

skilled white males and meritocricy are toxic in computer security

they need more negro women



[ - ] Broc_Liath 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2021 21:34:50 ago (+4/-0)

(((Stone)))

And she's not even doing something useful by specifying what the email was or how the scam worked. She's just signalling that she's talking about it.

[ - ] KCobain27 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2021 19:40:05 ago (+3/-0)

Using emojis is a sure sign of low intelligence to me.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2021 17:53:18 ago (+1/-0)

The scam email was offering free food. How could it resist?

[ - ] recon_johnny 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2021 03:06:05 ago (+2/-0)

As a career man in technology, this bullshit is absolutely insulting.

EVERYONE fucking knows the scams. EVERYONE.

The women they're pushing to get into tech--and only at leadership positions, mind you--is fucking up everything. They're so easily manipulated.

[ - ] BlowjaySimpson 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2021 13:35:29 ago (+2/-0)

It seriously is. In just 5 years, I've watched the slowmo train wreck happen. To a massive company. It's completely infected. Stage 4 cancer. The wheels are coming off for real.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2021 22:43:13 ago (+2/-0)

Stupid cunt.

[ - ] UselessIdiot 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2021 19:30:41 ago (+2/-0)

This bascially proves women are just as smart as men, but 10,000% more foolish. A dangerous combination when left unmonitored.

[ - ] Jiggggg 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2021 18:45:23 ago (+2/-0)

"let's normalize talking about it"

No one is telling you not to talk about it. This has never been a taboo subject that only gets whispered about. We get scam emails at work constantly and sometimes they are made well enough that someone falls for them and the first thing they do is email everyone and say, hey I just fell for this, don't click on it. No one is hiding it in shame. This is the dumbest tweet I've seen in a long time

[ - ] Monica 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2021 21:33:03 ago (+0/-0)

She wants to normalize talking about it without anyone calling her a dumb ass.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2021 18:36:37 ago (+2/-0)

"If we dont admit it happened we cant work to remediate & learn from it."

oh that bitch dun fucked up biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig time whatever it was.

you dont get messages like that unless youre really licking the asshole and diddling his ballsack

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2021 07:53:14 ago (+1/-0)

I'm confused as to who's fault she thinks it is.

[ - ] JustALover 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2021 03:17:48 ago (+1/-0)

Have a look at her. https://files.catbox.moe/mi5e0e.jpeg

Does she give the impression of being somebody who lives in their computer? Or does she give more of an impression of being somebody that lives in their fridge and only superficially knows anything about computing?

Everybody else has called it: (((She)))'s a diversity hire, through and through.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2021 05:12:43 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] JustALover 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2021 05:51:19 ago (+2/-0)

That's Stone's approach in work and in life. You don’t have to be the best at anything right away, you don’t have to fit in. You just have to enjoy what you’re doing—and have the raw determination to see it through.

She doesn't have to worry - she's far, far, far from being the best at anything. Especially infosec.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2021 22:19:04 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] Teefinyomouf 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2021 21:45:55 ago (+1/-0)

She should normalize it with structured data. Make her fill out a report that's sent to corporate security and IT. Actually catalog it and get something done. But no, they'll just talk.