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Life Pro Tip: If you like to play your music loud and the cops come, don't answer the door. They eventually just go away.

submitted by PuttitoutIsGone to whatever 3.7 yearsAug 25, 2021 21:48:51 ago (+13/-1)     (whatever)

Might get a ticket later but so far so good for me.

edit: But if they try to ticket you ask for an ordinance and they will have to prove the music was above acceptable levels...which , of course, they can't.

So fear not and rock on my brothers and sisters!

edit2: and if they come because you playing that nigger shit, you deserve the ticket and should eat a bag of dicks.


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[ - ] GrayDragon 5 points 3.7 yearsAug 25, 2021 22:43:55 ago (+5/-0)

Life Pro Tip: Don't play your music that loud. You will damage your hearing. This probably will give you tinnitus, which is a very annoying symptom. Also, others can use your loss of hearing against you in many ways.

I have tinnitus, which is most likely due to loud music. It extremely sucks.

[ - ] PuttitoutIsGone [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 25, 2021 23:06:16 ago (+2/-2)

What?

[ - ] JustALover 4 points 3.7 yearsAug 26, 2021 03:54:06 ago (+4/-0)

That joke stops being funny when your hearing gets shitty.

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 26, 2021 04:00:29 ago (+2/-0)

I thought it was okay banter. Meh, I am easily entertained. At least I get to read it instead of hearing it and going, "What?"

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 25, 2021 22:15:57 ago (+3/-0)*

Decibel readers are cheap as fuck, and they do use them in certain areas.

Real shit, get a decibel reader and go just below the legal limit. If you do get hassled, film the reader before you open the door to cocksuckers. Make sure they know that you know the law,and they'll generally leave you alone.
Edit: if they don't just kill them and bury them in sod and corn.

[ - ] PuttitoutIsGone [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 25, 2021 22:16:57 ago (+0/-0)

"They"? You mean you...fuck off.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 25, 2021 22:20:45 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, I use to work at a music venue that got hassled by cops with decibel readers.

[ - ] loveitwhen 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 25, 2021 22:10:24 ago (+4/-1)*

Life Pro Tip:

this user has NEVER dealt with American police before

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 25, 2021 21:52:17 ago (+4/-1)

account deleted by user

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 25, 2021 23:34:17 ago (+2/-0)

You mean like, "Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal."?

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 25, 2021 23:37:10 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] PuttitoutIsGone [op] 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 25, 2021 21:53:40 ago (+1/-0)

Dude! I love the movie Open Range and would play it so loud the amp would kick off when Costner fired the double barrel in the bar scene...

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 25, 2021 21:50:05 ago (+3/-0)

If you turn it up louder they go away quicker.

[ - ] PuttitoutIsGone [op] 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 25, 2021 21:52:30 ago (+2/-0)

I have my doubts about that, but definitely don't turn it down. Plausible deniability.

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 26, 2021 02:23:45 ago (+2/-0)

If God wanted you to play loud music he wouldn't have invented headphones.

[ - ] quidgybo 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 26, 2021 11:06:10 ago (+0/-0)

Your a fucking nigger, even if your white.

Nobody but you wants to listen to your music, buy headphones. You braindead nigger.

Your type is the main reason I can't fucking stand citys. Retards blaring their music that during the summer heat and humidity you can practically see the blast waves coming out of your windows from your music.

Shakes head in disappointment

[ - ] PuttitoutIsGone [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 26, 2021 12:25:24 ago (+0/-0)

Easy there Grandpaw...not even close to your lawn...

[ - ] Cunt 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 26, 2021 06:06:40 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe don't be a dickhead and listen at a volume that won't wake the neighbours baby and make you deaf, or at least soundproof your house. I don't care what you are playing, that is nigger behaviour.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 26, 2021 02:26:21 ago (+0/-0)

I have a theory and as usual it's a good one - people who play their music loudly are showing off and hope they'll impress everyone within earshot of their musical taste.

[ - ] PuttitoutIsGone [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 26, 2021 08:51:44 ago (+0/-0)

You thinking cars. I'm in my own home and I like to feel the music as well as hear it.