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Updated the FPH sub rules

submitted by v0atmage to FatPeopleHate 3.7 yearsAug 25, 2021 21:07:09 ago (+13/-0)     (FatPeopleHate)

I took a crack at the sub rules. Open to suggestions to modify, remove, add rules, etc. Will also be keeping an eye out for more moderators to share the load eventually.

Check out the sub rules in the side bar or just review the pasted copy here:

UPDATED 8/29/21 to include FPH chat links and the first comment of the week winner!

Welcome to Fat People Hate. This sub is your venting chamber for all things related to the hating, documenting, ridiculing, and criticizing of fat people.

Sub rules (in addition to voat.xyz's policies):

(1) No fat sympathy. Examples:

She would be hot if...
I'd still do her.
They are not that fat, you guys!
At least he's trying to lose weight...
I bet he could kick your scrawny ass!

(2) No fat logic

Some people can't lose weight because they have condishuns!
He's not fat, he's just big boned and has real life muscles.
BMI is ineffective and a poor determinant of health.

(3) No fatties. We don't want you. Lose weight first. Feel free to lurk and downvote whatever makes you butt hurt though in our sub. We love the taste of whale tears.

(4) No feeder or fat fetish porn.

Violating the rules will result in a warning followed by a permanent sub ban if repeated offenses occur.

Guidelines:

(1) Minimize food shaming. It's not gross to eat greasy food. It's
gross to eat too much of it to the point you become a ham.

(2) Use archive.is and files.catbox.moe for links/images. Feel free to link directly in the post body or comments if you want to troll or review the source.

FPH Chat:

- Goatpen: https://matrix.to/#/!jRXYoBDlMFyXbfwtpX:matrix.goatpen.co?via=matrix.goatpen.co

- Discord: https://discord.gg/dt4VWs4Q



Comment or post of the week:

oyy_veyy_goyy:

I have no witty or clever remark for this. I'm just plain disgusted by both the grotesque display of excess lard and the sheer level of shamelessless. Fuck this modern world.



13 comments block

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[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 6 points 3.7 yearsAug 25, 2021 21:16:35 ago (+6/-0)

Lift heavy stuff you fat faggot. Muscle burns fat just sitting there. No joke. Add mass, it needs food. Just sitting on your couch it is burning fat. But you have to add that muscle first. And that means lifting heavy stuff.

Im here doing goblet squats. If you have nothing get down on your floor and do push ups right now. From your knees if need be. I don't care. No one cares. Do it now. Not tomorrow. Now.


You fat faggot.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 25, 2021 21:20:51 ago (+3/-0)

Great comment, tomorrow never comes!

[ - ] Revelation21x8 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 25, 2021 21:43:26 ago (+3/-0)

Just hit the floor. Thank you. I needed that.

[ - ] dingbat 4 points 3.7 yearsAug 25, 2021 22:11:59 ago (+4/-0)

I love these rules. Instant subscribe. Ding.

[ - ] Cynaboobs 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 26, 2021 07:22:58 ago (+3/-0)*

I see you have thrown freedom of speech out the window altogether.

\o

[ - ] v0atmage [op] 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 26, 2021 07:38:58 ago (+2/-0)

I find it amusing that sub rules are considered tyrannical here. I think I have a meme on this very topic brewing soon.

[ - ] v0atmage [op] 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 25, 2021 21:12:11 ago (+2/-0)

I think I am going to add a guideline to minimize meme posting too, I remember that was an original fph rule. Don't care too much about it one way or another though.

[ - ] Cynabuns 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 26, 2021 10:18:29 ago (+0/-0)

Wasn't sure if this might be of any interest to you but you can mouse-hover the sidebar to see the rules that were in place on the last day of old voat, http://web.archive.org/web/20201225002700/https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate?view=list. There's no CSS here but some HTML which sounds like it might not stay (we'll have to see what system decides with this). Good luck running the sub.

[ - ] v0atmage [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 26, 2021 10:20:23 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks was trying to find that earlier!

[ - ] Cynabuns 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 26, 2021 10:23:13 ago (+1/-0)

You're welcome. Sometimes I haz the google-fu ;)

[ - ] WhiteGoat 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 26, 2021 10:08:08 ago (+2/-0)

Lord beetus is lurking here

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 26, 2021 02:30:42 ago (+1/-0)

heavy (no pun intended) scene man especially rules 2, 4(1) and 4(2) imo.