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What was the most you ever smuggled into a movie theater?

submitted by KCobain27 to AskUpgoat 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 15:05:52 ago (+7/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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I've gone with friends that smuggled in a 6 pack of beer (bottles). I was the DD so I didn't drink at all. At the end of the movie one of them knocked over a glass bottle and it rolled down the concrete floor very loudly!

We smuggled in lots of candy when I was a kid. I don't think we ever bought any concessions except for an occasional soda or popcorn.

Did any of you smuggle anything big in? Like a bucket of KFC chicken?


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[ - ] Splooge 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 15:20:16 ago (+3/-0)

I’ve never had to smuggle anything in. People tell me my resting face looks “mean” (even though I promise I’m a nice guy), so I guess that’s why I get away with just straight up walking through openly carrying takeout bags, burritos, etc.

And of course, I clean up after myself. But that’s all ages ago now, fuck movie theatres.

[ - ] KCobain27 [op] 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 15:28:27 ago (+1/-0)

I walked in once with a large styrofoam cup full of crushed ice and Crème de menthe, held it openly at the ticket window, guy checking tickets, no one said a word.

But that’s all ages ago now, fuck movie theatres.

I agree, I am just doing a bit of reminiscing of the old days :)

I always cleaned up after myself too, I can't stand people that leave trash all over the floor. My mom taught us well about those things. Push in chairs, leave the place as you found it or better than you found it.

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 15:35:20 ago (+1/-0)

That's called a "resting bitch face". I have one too.

I was in a movie my freshman year of college and some boys smuggled a few beers - maybe 6 into a show. No one cared. As soon as the show ended, the guy stood up and vommed all over his shirt and the floor. Nice.

[ - ] Splooge 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 19:59:05 ago (+1/-0)

Women have resting bitch face.
Men (like me) have resting pissed face.

[ - ] KCobain27 [op] 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 22:17:41 ago (+1/-0)

When I look people in the eye they freak out.

My father would say sometimes "you are giving me that death look".

My first boss, a jew who ended up killing herself, was telling a group of us about her depression & the side effects of the prozac she took. She stopped talking and said to me "KCobain27, why are you looking at me like that?" and one of my co-workers says "KCobain27 just does that, he looks at everyone like that."

[ - ] Splooge 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 23, 2021 01:16:21 ago (+1/-0)

Haha, the yenta could sense the based in you.

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 23:13:32 ago (+0/-0)

I have murder eyes.

[ - ] PuttitoutIsGone 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 15:17:46 ago (+2/-0)

A lot of beer...and when we hit the $1 matinees sometime we'd have the whole theater to ourselves...smoke weed

[ - ] KCobain27 [op] 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 15:29:46 ago (+1/-0)

we'd have the whole theater to ourselves...smoke weed

now that is ballsy - I imagine you could get away easily with a vape pen now but back when I went to the movies no such a thing existed

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 15:29:00 ago (+2/-0)

Not a movie theater, but once long ago, I was in line with her and the kids for a Disney on ice thing, and I saw that they were waving wands over the entrants and I had a .22 pocket pistol on me. We were five back in line and it was along way back to the truck, so I discreetly palmed the pistol from my pocket down into muh briefs. The wand went over me and I got through. .22 into the arena, whew!

[ - ] NotMyFaultYourWrong 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 23, 2021 06:18:58 ago (+0/-0)

We use to have a study day where we got the day off school every fortnight. Since it was free we would go to the movies. It was kind of a game but one time we got that bucket of KFC in.