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Swords, spears, and bows/arrows are still legal in Australia, right?

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 01:32:40 ago (+16/-0)     (whatever)

Pretty sure muzzle loaders are too. And air rifles. Also trucks.

Just pointing some things out.


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[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 5 points 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 04:10:20 ago (+5/-0)

I think stabbing someone w a sword is still frowned upon though

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 12:36:45 ago (+1/-0)

Oy! ‘Ave you got a self-defence loicense?!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 02:22:48 ago (+2/-0)

trucks yes. swords.. collectors license. spears... probably need some kind of hunting license, bows maybe, air rifle no, muzzle loader would be collectors license.

takes about 30 seconds to go to the local shopping centre and rip a handle off a shopping cart, and less time and expense to then dispose of your baton after you beat the shit out of someone with it and it doesnt have numbers stamped all over it.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 02:34:30 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 12:27:18 ago (+0/-0)

well there ya go, i needs to get me a couple of ol flintlocks!

a wheelie bin incident ruined a cops career about 20 years ago in anti government protests so its not like we dont have enough shit we could throw.

fire extinguishers are usually pretty handy after youve emptied it in the face of the cunt youre trying to knock out and make a nice "WHANG" sound when they hit their mark.

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 05:54:10 ago (+2/-0)

Do they have Baseball? Field hockey? Cricket? ...you niggers got me thinking... they need to whip out their boomarangs.

[ - ] FellowWhite 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 02:30:56 ago (+2/-0)

The only thing somewhat useful there is the truck.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 02:37:08 ago (+3/-0)

Don't underestimate the usefulness of the spear.

[ - ] FellowWhite 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 02:43:16 ago (+1/-0)

They cant hit farther than they are long and they're underwhelming against larger numbers. So useless in most situations where you actually need a weapon.

[ - ] Kozel 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 04:14:16 ago (+2/-0)

you only need to use it long enough to procure a gun

[ - ] Optional_Reading 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 05:04:28 ago (+2/-0)

...Brick the gas pedal

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 05:38:04 ago (+2/-0)

I have some swords. They aren't sharp though, except the tip. I guess you could still stab a nigger with it.

You can still buy bows, both compound and recurve/long. You can get hunting arrowheads.

Crossbows are illegal in some, if not all places.

Spears are probably fine, because it would be racist against abos to ban them. I'm only half joking.

You can still get guns and ammo, but you have to jump through a lot of bullshit hoops both to get them, and keep them. Depends on where you live too.

You can buy machetes and knives at the shops.

Air rifles need a firearms licence I'm sure in most places. Hell, most states ban gel blasters, Airsoft guns etc.

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 05:51:52 ago (+2/-0)

I picked up one of those electric knife sharpeners, they work great. Highly recommend if you want to sharpen your sword.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 11:11:15 ago (+0/-0)

don't you still have this or was this islam?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHZvUeAdzeI

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 12:29:04 ago (+0/-0)

...

why the fuck arent we making woomeras?

EDIT - no really... why the fuck arent we making woomeras?

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 23, 2021 08:29:21 ago (+0/-0)

Lol, pretty sure you need a permit to even own an airsoft gun, amd it must be kept at the field you play at.