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I hate flies.

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3.7 yearsAug 17, 2021 13:12:56 ago (+7/-1)     (whatever)

I'm hate filled. I hope they all die.


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[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 6 points 3.7 yearsAug 17, 2021 16:19:26 ago (+6/-0)

In fly related news, last week I saw a fly Id never seen. I thought Id seen all the bugs this general area had to offer but nope. In fact Id never seen this thing anywhere.

I was at lunch sitting outside. A girl walked up to her car and stopped. I could see the bug on her car from 30'. I went over. Sitting on the fender of her car was the biggest fly I've ever seen. And it was kinda odd. It wasn't a horse fly. It was at least twice as big as the biggest horse fly I've ever seen. And the body shape was wrong. It had a long body and wings instead of the grapeish shape of house and horse. But it had the head of a fly, a giant head but a fly head. And the lega were distinctly fly.

If it landed in the palm of my hand the leg spread would have covered my palm. Gigantic.

I was kinda fascinated. It was Enormous and Id never seen such a thing. So I searched the internet and after a while I found the Robber Fly. A giant carnivorous fly that hunts grasshopper sized insects including sometimes spiders. Apparently they live all over N America in different varieties.

How I've never seen or been aware of these things idk. Gigantic spider eating flys the size of my fuckin hand.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 17, 2021 17:04:26 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 17, 2021 17:16:45 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds cool.

[ - ] TheLastStraightMan 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 17, 2021 20:19:34 ago (+1/-0)

I've never seen one either that's nuts

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 17, 2021 20:44:42 ago (+1/-0)

Comatchu!

[ - ] BlowjaySimpson 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 17, 2021 18:17:49 ago (+2/-0)

It's a pricey gimmick, and a 3d printed alternative would be awesome, but the salt-a-bug blaster is truly the shit.

[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 17, 2021 16:06:17 ago (+1/-0)

Box Elder bugs are niggers.

Flies come in second for me.

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 17, 2021 15:31:15 ago (+1/-0)

Ants are worse.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 17, 2021 17:18:16 ago (+1/-0)

Windex kills ants on contact.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 17, 2021 19:15:17 ago (+0/-0)

Where do you stand on mosquitos?

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 19, 2021 15:43:32 ago (+0/-0)

Unless they're near my ear they don't really bother me.

[ - ] boxslowly 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 17, 2021 13:26:41 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah but you can kill them there isn't even any punishment if you're caught, you can do it in broad daylight. I've seen people do it while on live television.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 17, 2021 19:14:01 ago (+0/-0)

I've given considerable thought to which I hate more - flies or mosquitos and decided upon the latter because they won't take no for an answer.

[ - ] PuttitoutIsGone 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 17, 2021 14:12:33 ago (+0/-0)

Was a mostly flyless year until the last two weeks. Now they everywhere.