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Jeep Driver Shares Life Hack

submitted by KCobain27 to funny 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 15:25:39 ago (+57/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] hate 17 points 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 16:34:29 ago (+17/-0)

Smart enough to be this innovative, still so hopelessly addicted to dopamine rush of self-validation on internet they out themselves with location.

Fucking idiots.

[ - ] jewsbadnews 7 points 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 17:10:30 ago (+7/-0)

Typical Jeep driver.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 22:46:53 ago (+1/-0)

Fucking millenials. If they could walk around with a mirror in their face they'd do it.

[ - ] Garrett 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 22:42:21 ago (+0/-0)

Agreed

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 7 points 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 16:21:48 ago (+7/-0)

He should have kept this hack close to the vest and rode it as long as possible

[ - ] Nosferatjew 5 points 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 17:29:10 ago (+5/-0)

And as an added bonus, it takes up a spot at a charging station, potentially denying some EVfag access to their precious electrons.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 14, 2021 00:41:40 ago (+0/-0)

dangerously based

[ - ] Kozel 5 points 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 16:00:36 ago (+5/-0)

That's what I call a pro-gamer move.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 17:41:40 ago (+2/-0)

Maybe you should've kept this to yourself.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 2 points 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 16:40:31 ago (+2/-0)

IIRC our parking commission set prices at $300/semester and $650/year (includes summer parking) for a car, and an EV was like $400/year or somesuch. And they had to pay inner-city electrical prices + surcharge for plugging it in.

I only remember that due to filling out my $65 yearly motorcycle parking shit. Got to park damned near a 15sec walk away from my last class and it gets you out of certain things. "Sorry can't carry that group project crap, no room."

[ - ] Hey_guys_whats_up 4 points 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 17:36:23 ago (+4/-0)

That's 5 million dollars a year for parking at the college I went.


What the fuck about a parking lot costs that much? The security guard who makes 30k a year? Replacing $100 light bulbs when they pop?


Jesus every part of college is a scam.

[ - ] canbot 5 points 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 17:59:50 ago (+5/-0)

every part of college is a scam.

This is so true. So widely known. And yet so seldom talked about.

Every time they bring up college debt problems throw this in their face. Every time a professor has the audacity to complain about capitalism throw this in their face. Every time they push any kind of commie bullshit while sitting on a high horse pretending to do it because they are the good guys point out that they are the ones who are the worst scammers taking advantage of the most naïve sheep in society.

[ - ] Hobama 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 22:05:22 ago (+1/-0)

Just wait until you hear about textbook prices, dorm prices, and tuition.

[ - ] FellowWhite 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 23:13:15 ago (+0/-0)

The biggest cost of the parking lot would be the space it takes up.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 22:49:16 ago (+0/-0)

Jesus every part of college is a scam.

And Jesus replied, "Yes my son. You are a true follower of the faith."

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 17:41:21 ago (+0/-0)

Clearly they have to repave the lot. Every semester.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 14, 2021 00:42:32 ago (+0/-0)

the college I went to didn't have a lot parking but they did sell a lot of parking passes, so you couldn't even park on campus half the time with the pass.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 14, 2021 11:56:36 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, we ran the numbers and our uni sold parking at 700% capacity.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 17:40:03 ago (+1/-0)

Plus you get close parking at stores with chargers.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 16:33:09 ago (+1/-0)

dont suppose this would work on an '87 bronco, do you?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 18:05:03 ago (+2/-0)

Most of the world thinks there is a pandemic that is killing people so fast they have to shut down the world. I don't think they will question you.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 22:50:29 ago (+1/-0)

🤡 🌎

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 17:42:00 ago (+2/-0)

How do they know you haven't done an EV modification?

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 20:35:48 ago (+0/-0)

what do you mean? it's an electric conversion bro!

[ - ] Splooge 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 18:59:50 ago (+0/-0)

Just slap one of these bad boys on it and you're good to go:

https://www.voltagedecals.com/product/ev-battery/

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 14, 2021 15:09:16 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ubermensch 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 14, 2021 00:50:11 ago (+0/-0)

LOL

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 14, 2021 00:23:23 ago (+0/-0)

Educated idiot used "an" instead of "a" ie " if you have [an] plug in EV, should be [a]. Oh yeah....Jeep people are not normal people.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 22:45:48 ago (+0/-0)

Fighting the absurdity with their own bullshit

[ - ] Hey_guys_whats_up 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 17:34:59 ago (+0/-0)

Or you could be like me and park without paying anyways and threaten to sue if they try to touch your vehicle.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 17:23:43 ago (+0/-0)

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