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Anyone Iowans? Anyone know what just exploded?

submitted by Mr7Slug to whatever 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2021 22:47:32 ago (+8/-0)     (whatever)

Like the title says. Anyone around central/ south central Iowa have any idea what just exploded maybe an hour or two ago? Seemed pretty big, shockwave hit me at the same time as the boom. Havent been able to figure it out yet. Didnt see anything, no no glow on the horizon or anything.

Probably another meth lab.


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[ - ] AloisH 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2021 23:58:54 ago (+3/-0)

How's the corn?

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 11 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 00:29:13 ago (+11/-0)

[looks out window]

Yeah, it's still there.

[ - ] Mr7Slug [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 11:52:15 ago (+0/-0)

Corny? Lol. Its tall and strong and fucking everywhere. Also, corn, while being pretty tasty, is an absolutely terrible food source. Shits poison to your body.

[ - ] Weredawg 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2021 22:55:28 ago (+3/-0)

Probably a dope lab. I lived in northwestern Iowa for a little while. With few exceptions, everybody I met was either a bootlicker or a meth head.

[ - ] Mr7Slug [op] 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2021 23:05:02 ago (+4/-0)

Yea its grim out here. Out in the sticks and im surrounded by piece of shit retards and tweakers all the time. All the women are disgusting fat whores. You'd think, might not be so bad in cornlandia, but it's just as poisonous as the corn.

[ - ] Weredawg 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2021 23:19:51 ago (+2/-0)

I know what you mean. I grew up in the middle of nowhere Missouri. Got to watch the small towns I hung out in turn into complexes of meth labs populated by wiggers and fat coal burners.

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 04:01:58 ago (+1/-0)

That brings a tear to my eye. Anti-white-genocide is working.

We need to turn the tables and get even. Maybe then they will stop.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 08:39:03 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Mr7Slug [op] 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 11:50:45 ago (+1/-0)

Dude it would blow your mind to see how often its true, 4 or 5 MORBIDLY obese fuckin tweakers smackin their lips and rockin back and forth, all hangin out together like a pod of meth-whales.

[ - ] Mr7Slug [op] 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2021 23:09:34 ago (+2/-0)

No fuckin way, i just heard it was a meteorite breaking the speed of sound. Kinda pissed i didnt see it if thats true.

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2021 22:54:16 ago (+2/-0)

Hopefully it was a nigger

[ - ] Mr7Slug [op] 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2021 23:06:33 ago (+1/-0)

I wish. The nigger housing unit still stands though.

Probably some misguided brainwashed poorly raised white guys fallen to the life of degeneracy and crime blowing up in yet another meth lab.

[ - ] voatersarefucktards 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 07:25:26 ago (+1/-0)

The boom IS the shockwave you retard.

[ - ] Mr7Slug [op] 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 11:53:36 ago (+1/-0)

Pretty sure ive heard explosions before feeling the shockwave when they are far enough away or less powerful.

[ - ] voatersarefucktards 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 20:30:38 ago (+0/-0)*

No. You haven't. The shockwave LITERALLY is the sound wave hitting you. What do you think sound is? You're not a flat-earther are you?

[ - ] Mr7Slug [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 21:06:31 ago (+0/-0)

I mean it makes sense now that im really thinking about it. But id swear I've heard fireworks explode and then felt the thump hit my chest. Must be an illusion caused by seeing them go off and tricking my brain into thinking i heard it before i felt it.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 10:17:22 ago (+0/-0)

thats what i came here to say, yet you worded it beautifully =)

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 03:12:48 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] voatersarefucktards 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 20:31:26 ago (+0/-0)

Sonic boom.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 02:30:37 ago (+1/-0)

Mesospheric echo.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2021 22:55:04 ago (+1/-0)

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