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As soon as I invent a time machine, I'm going back to help Hitler out.

submitted by hate to whatever 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 12:47:01 ago (+13/-2)     (whatever)

Keeping him off the drugs and he may have worked out for us.


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[ - ] 3starAgent -7 points 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 12:49:11 ago (+1/-8)

I hope you never invent a time machine

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 13:44:45 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 10 points 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 13:05:37 ago (+10/-0)

You should go back and help Hadrian out. Save us the trouble of needing a man like Hitler. Or, even better, just go back and glass phonecia. Save us the trouble of needing a man like Hadrian.

[ - ] Splooge 8 points 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 13:46:00 ago (+8/-0)

Or go back and make sure when God orders all the (((Canaanites))) exterminated that none of them are missed.

[ - ] Rawrination 3 points 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 16:25:56 ago (+3/-0)

This.

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 13:44:36 ago (+4/-1)

Thank you, I told my wife that I’d go back to Phoenicia and she instantly knew why.

[ - ] deleted 6 points 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 13:35:04 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 16:27:12 ago (+2/-0)

Pervitin is a pharmaceutical grade performance enhancer. You work as many hours as he did with no stimulants. If he had ADHD he practically needed it for peak performance.

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 16:14:04 ago (+2/-0)

So he could have made an even better resort for jews?

[ - ] robotflex 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 16:27:19 ago (+0/-0)

I like this. It is a new and refreshing take on the frankly disgusting premise of; "go back and kill Hitler as a baby". Of course, when you get there you would find that you would just be helping Hitler provide the inmates of the camps with swimming pools, ice cream parlours, theatres, brothels and every kind of distraction imaginable. So, it might not be your cup of tea.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 17:44:19 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] binrobinrro 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 13, 2021 16:20:58 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like the TV show "Travelers".

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 20:04:11 ago (+0/-0)

It wouldn't change anything, because if it did, you wouldn't have a reason to go back in the first place.

[ - ] Goatboy 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 12, 2021 14:20:41 ago (+1/-0)

I find you lack of imagination pathetic.

[ - ] ibepokey 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 12, 2021 16:01:00 ago (+0/-0)

you'd be better off going back and subverting the dickheads that invaded Germany.

Hitler did nothing wrong.