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If I were a carpenter

submitted by deleted to videos 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 17:11:00 ago (+18/-0)     (videos)

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[ - ] MasterAce 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 19:44:23 ago (+1/-1)

I think I can figure out what went wrong !!
I watch a lot of television and I mean a lot. Because of this I know a few things about job sites mostly from watching HGTV.
First problem I see is that there is no nigg .. er I mean blacks if there’s one thing I learned from TV is that you need a qualified engineer to explain where bearing points are.
The next problem is I didn’t see the lady that is supposed to be there to explain to the men how to do construction stuff.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 22:38:12 ago (+2/-0)

Makes sense. Diversity is our strength

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 11, 2021 03:19:59 ago (+1/-1)

I can't see any woman wanting to have the baby of that carpenter.

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 17:17:18 ago (+1/-0)

This makes me pucker.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 17:39:34 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 22:37:36 ago (+1/-0)

If I were a carpenter, I would be Jesus

[ - ] quidgybo 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 23:16:18 ago (+1/-0)

oh i know the answer to this one! you get some rope or chain wrap it around the pole make sure its long enough to reach from under the roof.....and assuming your built like a fucking ox. yank it. alternatively use your trucks hitch and hit the gas.

[ - ] dingbat 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 19:03:37 ago (+2/-0)

Wigger

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 20:35:03 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] allahead 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 11, 2021 00:02:05 ago (+1/-0)

rekt

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 20:47:32 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 17:13:45 ago (+3/-0)

What is this; mental retardation day?

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 17:14:17 ago (+1/-0)

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