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Stopped at a bar for a drink on a trip in CA. Show me your vax card please, or no sit.

submitted by TheSimulacra to whatever 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 13:21:47 ago (+42/-1)     (whatever)

I told them that I don't drink with communists anyways, and suggested they hang themselves.


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[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld 12 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 13:48:49 ago (+12/-0)

This stuff has gone beyond ridiculous.

[ - ] TheSimulacra [op] 13 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 14:43:21 ago (+13/-0)


Is there a word that combines all this into one? Hmm, does it have 3 letters and start with J?

wicked · bad · wrong · morally wrong · wrongful · immoral · sinful · ungodly · unholy · foul · vile · base · ignoble · dishonorable · corrupt · iniquitous · depraved · degenerate · villainous · nefarious · sinister · vicious · malicious · malevolent · demonic · devilish · diabolic · diabolical · fiendish · dark · black-hearted · monstrous · shocking · despicable · atrocious · heinous · odious · contemptible · horrible · execrable · lowdown · stinking · dirty · shady · warped · bent · crooked · dastardly · black · egregious · flagitious · peccable

[ - ] ruck_feddit 11 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 16:11:51 ago (+11/-0)

Why'd you copypasta "jew" 52x?

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 8, 2021 07:05:10 ago (+1/-0)

forgot rapist, pedophile, judge

[ - ] totes_magotes 8 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 14:14:46 ago (+10/-2)

Slap your heels together, give a Nazi salute and shout "Heil Hitler!" and then call them a "fuckin' Nazi" before you walk off next time. They can't stand that.

[ - ] TheSimulacra [op] 12 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 14:16:33 ago (+12/-0)

Im sorry, is there something wrong with NAZI's that i should be calling a communist a Nazi?

[ - ] account deleted by user 11 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 14:17:14 ago (+11/-0)

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[ - ] germ22 5 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 14:20:48 ago (+5/-0)

they don't mind being called a communist, but hate being called a Nazi

[ - ] TheSimulacra [op] 6 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 14:27:49 ago (+6/-0)

Id rather not compliment them

[ - ] account deleted by user 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 15:57:58 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 19:42:54 ago (+2/-0)

Capitalist tools.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 16:57:24 ago (+3/-1)

we are not cuckservatives you dumb faggot
just because leftists hate it doesn't mean we should encourage misinformation

[ - ] Not_C 5 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 18:07:18 ago (+5/-0)

That's not the correct way to handle the situation. Instead, you are supposed to say -

- "I'm from the WLC Disease Center. Through contact tracing we have been notified that someone carrying the vaccine resistant Corilanti Variant was here earlier today. This place must be evacuated immediately. All staff must report to the nearest isolation facility within the hour. Failure to do so will result in charges of manslaughter.

It will take approximately 3 hours a hazmat team will be here to deal with this outbreak. Again, you and all of the staff have one hour to get to the nearest isolation facility. You WILL be charged with manslaughter and held without bail if you delay or fail to comply."

You don't have to say WLC Disease Center or Corilanti Variant. Those are imaginary. You can make up whatever words you want, just make sure they sound real.

[ - ] UselessIdiot 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 23:26:51 ago (+3/-0)

"Also, I'm gonna need to see your vaccine card. That's an added fine if you don't keep it in your pocket at all times."


Your post had me loling

[ - ] GeneralDisposition 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 8, 2021 00:26:42 ago (+3/-0)

And give them an address to a gay bar parking lot and film them going inside, send the videos to their parents.

[ - ] Sheitstrom 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 8, 2021 03:45:12 ago (+2/-0)

I like that.

[ - ] account deleted by user 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 16:01:35 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Version6 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 14:33:45 ago (+4/-0)

What town was it in?

[ - ] TheSimulacra [op] 11 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 14:40:11 ago (+11/-0)

Main Street Bistro and Cabaret....identifies as WOMEN LED.
That explains it.

[ - ] Jerd34 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 17:30:02 ago (+2/-0)

I just checked their google maps site. Lots of pictures of people inside with no masks and definitely within this almost 2 year plandemic. Maybe someone should notify the authorities.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 19:45:02 ago (+1/-0)

Leave waving money in the air. That will cause some sniffles.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 17:28:51 ago (+1/-1)

You went into the one wrong establishment in that area then. I deal with traveling in CA still and in Guerneville most people ignore it anymore. Souther Cali and the cities are the bad areas, and of course places run by women

[ - ] TheSimulacra [op] 6 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 14:37:31 ago (+6/-0)

Guerneville, a bit north of SF, in the redwoods, pretty small town.

[ - ] shitface9000 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 18:46:57 ago (+2/-0)

I've been to Guerneville a few times. It's a beautiful area, but they have a lot of fags there, and kookie commies as well.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog -1 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 20:20:02 ago (+1/-2)

the only things there is a) downtown and b) Armstrong woods.

I call bullshit on your story. what was the place?

[ - ] SmellsLikeTacos 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 19:29:46 ago (+2/-0)

Nice.

[ - ] oldblo 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 17:31:32 ago (+2/-0)

God / technology keeps setting the state on fire yet no lessons are learned.

[ - ] AndrewBlazeIt 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 14:29:16 ago (+1/-0)

Did you beat the shit out of him?

[ - ] TheSimulacra [op] 6 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 14:45:31 ago (+6/-0)

The vision in my head was that yes, but I had plans to be home, and his pathetic ass wasn't worth the penalty. The jab will do the work for me.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 8, 2021 09:20:21 ago (+0/-0)

We need to start asking these shit hole places if their employees have any stds or are infected with aids because we don't feel comfortable being served by faggots

[ - ] ThreadKiller -1 points 2.8 yearsAug 8, 2021 00:34:14 ago (+0/-1)

This is a turd alt spreading vaxx fear porn.

[ - ] Her0n -1 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 17:26:42 ago (+1/-2)

That happened

[ - ] account deleted by user -1 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 14:30:15 ago (+1/-2)

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[ - ] TheSimulacra [op] 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 14:33:17 ago (+3/-0)

Slaves are still capable of free thought...those werent slaves, they were sheep. I see your point, and yes, i often say things i probably should not. Id rather not live my life in fear, if I do that, they win.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 14:49:22 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] TheSimulacra [op] 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 14:49:57 ago (+1/-0)

Agreed, thank you.

[ - ] account deleted by user -1 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 16:39:16 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 17:20:14 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 19:41:08 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 19:56:10 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] ToNigIsToNog -2 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 20:19:01 ago (+0/-2)

didn't happen.

[ - ] voatersarefucktards -6 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 14:37:56 ago (+0/-6)

You showed them!!! Faggot.

[ - ] TheSimulacra [op] 8 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 14:40:30 ago (+8/-0)

And what would you have done faggot?

[ - ] voatersarefucktards -6 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 14:58:01 ago (+0/-6)

You proved yourself a socially retarded faggot. I would not have done that.

[ - ] TheSimulacra [op] 6 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 15:25:05 ago (+6/-0)

Yeah, you probably would have sucked his cock.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 16:40:04 ago (+2/-1)

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