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A terrifying thought.

submitted by Splooge to whatever 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 04:24:08 ago (+44/-0)     (whatever)

DEAR [FIRST NAME],

THANK YOU FOR BEING A VALUED CUSTOMER AT [REDACTED] BANK.

WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT IN COMPLIANCE WITH THE HEALTH AND SAFETY ACT OF 2022, THE FOLLOWING ACCOUNTS WILL BE SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY:

CHECKING: XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-4699
SAVINGS: XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-7369

FUNDS IN THE ABOVE LISTED ACCOUNT(S) WILL BE INACCESSIBLE UNTIL VALID PROOF OF VACCINATION HAS BEEN PROVIDED AT ANY OF OUR CONVENIENT LOCATIONS. PLEASE VISIT OUR WEBSITE FOR THE NEAREST VERIFICATION-READY CENTER NEAR YOU.

WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE THIS MAY CAUSE AND APPRECIATE YOUR UNDERSTANDING. THANK YOU FOR BEING A VALUED CUSTOMER.

SINCERELY,
ARI GOLDMAN
BRANCH MANAGER, [REDACTED] BANK


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[ - ] SaneGoatiSwear 16 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 05:53:16 ago (+16/-0)

This is why the move to a cashless society is so desired by the (((bankers))).

[ - ] out -2 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 10:27:01 ago (+1/-3)

The answer is simple, but whenever someone says "crypto", all the room-temperature IQ NPC's REEEEEE because they're technically incompetent.

[ - ] MrPancake 8 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 11:28:32 ago (+8/-0)

REEEEEE The last thing I want is 100% digital currency; whether it is crypto or fiat. I want cash and coin. Physical. Fuck your system that requires more technology.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 14:56:00 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 11:39:43 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ - ] aleleopathic 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 13:33:25 ago (+1/-0)*

Reminder that our best guesses at Satoshi Nakamoto's identity are all someone in the FBI NSA. Look it up.

There is a reason it wasn't immediately shut down and crushed.

EDIT: Fixed. The idea was basically invented by jews (Chaum, Freedman et al), then incubated at the NSA: https://digitalcommons.wcl.american.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1389&context=aulr

[ - ] MichaelStewart 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 14:10:58 ago (+0/-0)

Adam Back is Satoshi Nakamoto

[ - ] aleleopathic 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 17:02:22 ago (+1/-0)

Good try - at least it makes more sense than the Kim Dotcom theory. Still wrong.

Again, crypto as a whole was invented by jews (Chaum, Freedman et al), then incubated at the NSA. The only reason you've even heard of it is because they promoted it on their jew-owned media mouthpieces, along with the Silk Road, which they also promoted during the entire 2 years the FBI ran it.

In short: bitcoin beat out all of the other coins simply because it was the cash-de-jour on Silk Road, which the FBI controlled for 2 years (instead of shutting it down like a normie might expect) while they pushed everyone onto the coin the NSA created. That simple.

[ - ] 15MAR 10 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 04:58:05 ago (+10/-0)

My first thought was that people would not tolerate something like that and take to the streets.

But then again, we're almost there in Clown World, and only apes are in the streets.

A grim thought indeed.

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 7 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 04:44:06 ago (+8/-1)

The bankers know they are far too hated at the moment to do this!

The staff would be scared shitless and lots of them would be killed.

This won't come from the banks. This will come from the government after they have completely impoverished us all.

You will need to do what they say to get assistance. Then they can do it with the banks to everyone.

But the government won't be surviving much longer either. When the economy collapses the politicians and beurocrats will be slaughtered.

Gaslighting everyone about covid was a fucking stupid move that will get them all killed.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 13 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 07:21:35 ago (+13/-0)

The bankers know they are far too hated at the moment to do this!

Get out, boomer.

The staff would be scared shitless and lots of them would be killed.

Literally none of them would ever be touched.

This won't come from the banks

It already has. It’s happening right now. Your accounts are being seized for having the wrong political views.

This will come from the government

Hey, guess what. The banks are the government.

after they have completely impoverished us all.

Hey, guess what. They literally already have.

You will need to do what they say to get assistance.

Hey, guess what.

Then they can do it with the banks to everyone.

Hey. Guess what.

But the government won't be surviving much longer either.

Just fuck off already. This Q-LARP shit needs to be bannable on sight.

When the economy collapses

This cannot happen. Ever. The banks are protected now.

the politicians and beurocrats will be slaughtered.

What’s funny is that you are too brain damaged to ever not believe this.

Gaslighting everyone about covid was a fucking stupid move that will get them all killed.

But not by you. No no, someone else. Definitely someone else will do it. Not you. But it’ll happen magically on its own, right? Your sister won’t do it. Your kids won’t do it. Your neighbors won’t do it. Your friends won’t do it. Someone else will. And it’ll totally happen, though. Just keep waiting.

Right?

[ - ] deleted 4 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 08:53:10 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] aleleopathic 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 13:37:34 ago (+1/-0)

But never Tallest Skill himself. Someone else.

You haven' figured out that he himself is a member of the set he writes about (people who do nothing), and he makes no bones about this.

Imagine upvoating Tallest Skill.

Ezpz. No need to wait for someone else - this is something I have no problem doing myself.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 16:42:16 ago (+1/-0)

Congrats on being too stupid to even read my posts, kiddo.

[ - ] yesiknow 8 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 05:08:47 ago (+9/-1)

You underestimate their arrogance. They're pretty open about the exalted position they've assumed for themselves.

Nobody should have money in a bank today that isn't just transiting through. They'll be making money worthless soon anyway. They're manipulating total dependence and total slavery. Cash circulating won't allow them to do that.

As long as they're alive your life is threatened as much as your freedom.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 5 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 06:39:28 ago (+5/-0)

Robbery it is then.

A man's gotta eat.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 14:56:36 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 15:00:26 ago (+2/-0)

That's a good bit of work for one man.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 15:06:59 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] fightknightHERO 4 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 10:49:49 ago (+4/-0)

Already happened to a few prominent jew namers (Patrick Little)
hell, paykike literally updated their TOS they'll be nuking any bad goy's accounts (funds withstanding) from their service

i'd say it's time to stock up on silver... and bullets
lots of bullets.

[ - ] Equalizer 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 11:15:14 ago (+1/-0)

paykike - I'm stealing that one like a nigger.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 11:17:19 ago (+2/-0)

Do you want mass shootings? This is how you get a mass shooting.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 06:34:38 ago (+2/-0)

There's no reason this should be terrifying. There are dozens of other options for putting your money in storage and transferring it around, often based in other countries that do not give a fuck about USA's social credit.

Stop using their services and you will be free. It's harder when you're the only one, but it's a piece of cake when there are thirty million other potential customers going with you.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 8 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 07:22:52 ago (+8/-0)

There are dozens of other options for putting your money in storage and transferring it around

DEAR [FIRST NAME],

THANK YOU FOR BEING A VALUED CUSTOMER AT [REDACTED] INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER.

WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT AS YOUR BANK ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SEIZED, THE FOLLOWING ACCOUNTS WILL BE SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY…

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 04:36:24 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Tallest_Skil 6 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 07:23:45 ago (+6/-0)

You’re upset because you’re obeying your own genocide? Then you deserve to be upset.

DISOBEY, YOU FUCKING RETARD. DON’T LISTEN TO THE FUCKING RULES.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 07:30:58 ago (+3/-4)

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[ - ] Tallest_Skil 7 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 07:37:20 ago (+7/-0)

Thanks, you’ve just exposed that you’re a good little goy and that everything you say can be safely ignored. It is good that you are terrified about this. You deserve your fear. You refuse to disobey, so you get everything that’s coming to you.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 08:10:22 ago (+3/-3)

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[ - ] Tallest_Skil 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 16:43:07 ago (+2/-0)

It’s pretty great; I don’t lie to myself, I don’t believe hoaxes, I don’t worship jews or their puppets...

You should try it sometime.

[ - ] Kozel -1 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 08:49:03 ago (+2/-3)

Imagine if you didn't talk like a 13 year old reddit retard.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 08:51:09 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] yesiknow 5 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 05:13:12 ago (+5/-0)

They already control the pensions, public and private. They can sink them all in heartbeat and shrug their shoulders at the "bad luck economy" Letting them keep the money they have is our biggest mistake after letting them wage war against us in the first place.

Every cent you ever paid into pensions and unemployment should have been put into gold metal in your hands.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 06:36:22 ago (+2/-0)

Imagine not selling out of your retirement funds in 2020 when penalties were canceled. Unemployment? Pension? These are contractual, they will just send you a check or something.

Wells Fargo or Bank of America is not the only way to manage money. Get with the times and stop feeding the machine that wants to destroy you. Employers getting crazy? Stop working for them.

[ - ] NeedleStack 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 09:28:07 ago (+2/-0)*

Penalties were canceled? First time I'm hearing this.

Edit: Found out more about this - https://www.efile.com/tax-penalty-early-retirement-withdrawals-distributions/

[ - ] aleleopathic 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 13:44:41 ago (+0/-0)

Penalties were canceled? First time I'm hearing this.

Generally people won't hear about a thing until after the loophole is closed - they weren't designed for us, after all.

Just like you probably haven't heard that you don't need to 'steal' a dead person's SSN - the SSA will just give you one if (((you can prove why you need one))). The echoes are because originally they gave them out to any who asked, then the loophole was discovered, but, since many jewish scams require extra SSNs, they couldn't completely close it down. Instead, it is now only issued to people who can 'prove' the need 'to protect their identity', which means only celebs, judges, and high-ranking jews get them.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 20:29:53 ago (+0/-0)

Start investing in metals. I suggest lead.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 14:15:59 ago (+0/-0)

You guys keep your money in banks?

[ - ] Reawakened 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 13:55:24 ago (+0/-0)

The ultimate currency is lead.

[ - ] Warden 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 13:07:27 ago (+0/-0)

This is why they want a digital currency, why they want to destroy all small businesses, and why they want to legislate the bill of rights out of the picture. They want every one of us to be forced to work for their Jew run corporations, they want to force us to deal with their corporations whenever we need to buy something, and they want people to be on the edge of financial ruin at all times so stimulus checks are needed. Your reliance on them equals your compliance with whatever the fuck they want.

[ - ] Splooge [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 13:17:43 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks, Warden.

See what I did there? hehe