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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 5, 2021 06:10:01 ago (+1/-0)

that moment when you realise your marriage just ended

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 4, 2021 22:55:32 ago (+0/-0)

So fucking gay. When you notice a snake near you just freeze. Give yourself half a second to see if you're actually in danger, and if you're not just swat the fucker away. If it's venomous,or really fucking big, give yourself a minute and figure out how to kill or evade the deadly fucker. Snakes rarely strike stationary targets. Time is on your side. Screaming like a bitch would get you bit a lot quicker than staying perfectly still.