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The FBI can suck my dick. Ask me anything.

submitted by deleted to whatever 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 14:24:25 ago (+7/-0)     (whatever)

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[ - ] SaneGoatiSwear 8 points 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 14:49:21 ago (+9/-1)

What’s the weather like in Tel Aviv?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 17:11:14 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 7 points 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 14:31:37 ago (+7/-0)

Did you lift today?

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 15:03:40 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 17:11:49 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Reawakened 6 points 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 14:51:22 ago (+6/-0)

Is it big enough to make MaroonSaint blush?

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 17:11:35 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Splooge 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 19:44:12 ago (+1/-0)

tfw you make the FBI look at your massive dong for investigative purposes

Fucking based

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 21:44:40 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Splooge 4 points 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 15:18:40 ago (+4/-0)

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[ - ] Cynabuns 2 points 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 15:24:00 ago (+2/-0)

Ha!

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 19:23:49 ago (+2/-0)

Huffing paint is cheap and easy

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 17:13:40 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] ilikeskittles 4 points 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 14:33:56 ago (+4/-0)

Why hasn't Killery been indicted yet?

[ - ] con77 3 points 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 15:52:20 ago (+3/-0)

you wanna end up like those DC cops?

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 16:15:47 ago (+2/-0)

Are we up to four now?

[ - ] ilikeskittles 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 17:07:59 ago (+1/-0)

He said he could answers all questions???

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 17:13:11 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] ilikeskittles 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 17:15:08 ago (+1/-0)

Oh... well that's different.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 14:44:41 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 17:13:58 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Cynabuns 2 points 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 14:47:38 ago (+2/-0)

Have you lied to your dentist about flossing?

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 17:14:21 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Jerd34 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 22:30:40 ago (+1/-0)

I imagine some of them have gone from working to lurking. Even though they're literally against us, can't help but think many of them will turn to our side. Btw, I wonder which of us they consider more of a threat??

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 19:29:20 ago (+1/-0)

Who won the J.Edgar Hoover building Office pool betting on how long it would take for the Great Awakening retards to realize you were Q?

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 20:26:09 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] KCobain27 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 18:49:38 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 20:27:10 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] cyclops1771 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 16:18:46 ago (+1/-0)*

What do you tell everyone at family holiday dinners when they brag about their relative being "in the FBI!" ? That your entire job is to sit in a dark basement cubicle, and shit up free speech sites that allow people who have the audacity to disagreeing with the government to speak? And if you are lucky, you can make illegal statements, and hope someone else says, "yeah, me, too!" so you can entrap them as "domestic terrorists"?

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 17:15:04 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] cyclops1771 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 17:49:31 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe if Bureau agent is super lucky, he can get out of the basement by befriending a literal retarded person, and then convincing them to blow shit up, and supplying them with the plan, material, and transportation to do so. And then arresting them, thus "thwarting the diabolical plan!" and watching the retard blubber about "I just wanted to be your friend!" while you get congratulations from the brass.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 15:58:35 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 17:15:42 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 17:31:47 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 20:25:22 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] TFS 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 15:11:42 ago (+1/-0)

Were you sexually mutilated and molested when you were 8 days old, and if so, how has this horrible assault affected your life?

Is this why you now fantasize about being molested by the FBI?

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 17:16:22 ago (+0/-0)

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