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Which of this creature's features annoy you the most? You can only pick one.

submitted by deleted to AskUpgoat 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 09:40:01 ago (+18/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

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[ - ] oldblo 14 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 09:53:13 ago (+14/-0)

It probably exists.

[ - ] SaneGoatiSwear 9 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 09:44:11 ago (+9/-0)

Neck beard.. always a neck beard

[ - ] TheGreatWhiteHope 7 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 10:27:24 ago (+7/-0)

Looks like a soggy rotting potato.

[ - ] mumbleberry 5 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 10:38:26 ago (+5/-0)

Likely smells similar (or worse).

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 7 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 10:12:36 ago (+7/-0)

That it was white is pretty disturbing.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 6 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 10:47:13 ago (+6/-0)

I refuse to pick only one.

[ - ] account deleted by user 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 11:06:34 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] oldblo 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 11:44:19 ago (+3/-0)

Thats not soulless. Those are the eyes of someone with long term suffering / dissatisfaction.

[ - ] con77 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 10:18:57 ago (+4/-0)

WOW! Impossible to decide. The ultimate punchable face.

[ - ] Flabbygasted 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 09:44:59 ago (+4/-0)

That shirt looks pretty tacky.

[ - ] dingbat 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 14:49:31 ago (+3/-0)

The bull ring piercing. Needs a hard, swift yank followed by a big bleed.

[ - ] SmellsLikeTacos 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 11:51:35 ago (+3/-0)

Lol .. doxing at gabara..

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 11:48:47 ago (+3/-0)

Everything is one thing made up of all the things.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 12:07:45 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 14:40:46 ago (+2/-0)

the smell probably.

[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 19:47:50 ago (+1/-0)

Kill it. Its not contributing to anything

[ - ] WigSplitter 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 19:08:56 ago (+1/-0)

Is being alive, a feature?

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 15:30:47 ago (+1/-0)

BUILT FOR BBC

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 14:17:26 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 16:34:53 ago (+1/-0)

In some.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 14:03:47 ago (+1/-0)

Blobfish face

[ - ] JesusDrowning 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 13:32:00 ago (+1/-0)

Is breathing a feature? If not, then I'd say it's tenderized beef looking nose. Disgusting overall.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 13:24:52 ago (+1/-0)

The fact that it doesn't have a bullet in its head.

[ - ] YamaMaya 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 12:42:27 ago (+1/-0)

The whole package

[ - ] HughBriss 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 12:21:15 ago (+1/-0)

That's not institutionalized and is allowed to walk the streets freely.

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 11:38:55 ago (+1/-0)

Come on, let's talk about that Bowser cap it's wearing

[ - ] mumbleberry 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 10:19:23 ago (+4/-3)

Where did you find @try 's pic?

[ - ] ruck_feddit 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 10:48:00 ago (+4/-1)

Can't be... fingers are too fat to type out all his crazy BS.

[ - ] mumbleberry 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 10:48:56 ago (+4/-2)

Voice to text.......

[ - ] KCobain27 -1 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 11:23:09 ago (+1/-2)

You didn't answer op's question. Instead you answered op's question with another question. Do you know how rude you are being?

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 5, 2021 00:18:36 ago (+0/-0)

Nothing. She's perfect.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 11:46:41 ago (+2/-2)

That it's opinions are valued in our society.

[ - ] voatersarefucktards 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 11:27:20 ago (+1/-1)

It's alive.

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 11:24:11 ago (+1/-1)

Yes...

[ - ] KCobain27 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 11:22:09 ago (+0/-0)

I'd have to say the facial hair, but the lips were a close second.