Guess the race - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Guess the race
submitted by parallel0 to funny 3.9 yearsAug 3, 2021 12:21:34 ago (+37/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] ClaytonBigsby313 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 3, 2021 22:46:07 ago (+0/-0)

I hide my money in books because niggers don't read.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 3, 2021 18:54:32 ago (+0/-0)

Might just be a Customs thing, or a Fed thing.
Almost every dissident history book I’ve ordered in the last few years has been opened upon arrival.
Ordered a cpl David Duke books last year in 2 shipments, and both were opened.

[ + ] GrayDragon

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 4, 2021 04:46:53 ago (+0/-0)

Think about what you are saying. How do they know the books you ordered? And if they somehow know the books you ordered, why would they open the package?

[ + ] 3Whuurs

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 5, 2021 02:31:35 ago (+0/-0)

...lmao... just think about what you are saying... yout just implied the government has no tracking or monitoring happening on authors or persons of interest selling “hate literature”. And never open those packages...

[ + ] GrayDragon

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 7, 2021 00:41:14 ago (+0/-0)

According to you, "they" know what is in there. So what is the point of opening a box when one knows what is in there?

[ + ] 3Whuurs

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 7, 2021 01:14:35 ago (+0/-0)

No, that’s just the Strawman you keep making up. According to the point I made, the feds hate someone and would love to catch them in a crime or harass their business.
Are you not even aware that the author of the books I ordered was at Charlottesville, and dozens of ppl like him got sued by th3 feds just for attending?
You do know that the government does things just to harass and fuck with dissidence right?
There’s ppl in the states and in England that have been arrested just for having Mein Kampf on their bookshelves while under investigation for other things.

The fact this is hard for you to grasp is pretty sketchy already.

[ + ] GrayDragon

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 7, 2021 02:08:31 ago (+0/-0)

... the feds hate someone and would love to catch them in a crime or harass their business.

Yet they didn't catch you after opening your box for no reason, you tricky tricky dick.

Are you not even aware that the author of the books I ordered was at Charlottesville ...

LAWRS, now I'm supposed to know that with what? My magic eight ball!

... and dozens of ppl like him got sued by th3 feds just for attending?

Show me even one article on attendees being sued. Sued for money? LOL

You do know that the government does things just to harass and fuck with dissidence right?

I finally agree with you on something.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 3, 2021 17:36:13 ago (+0/-0)

Didn't he hate jews? Then again when the guy's books are all "critique of ____" and the jews consider any criticism of jews to be hate speech, maybe it's all a misunderstanding.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 3, 2021 14:48:07 ago (+1/-0)

Soooo...."hide in a book store" isn't just a meme?!

[ - ] oldblo 4 points 3.9 yearsAug 3, 2021 14:16:36 ago (+4/-0)

Pure Reason
Judgement
Practical Reason
"Aint nobody got time for dat!"

[ - ] NeedleStack 7 points 3.9 yearsAug 3, 2021 13:25:42 ago (+7/-0)

If only stores shipped their products in fake book 'covers'. Thefts would decrease drastically until the savages caught on.

[ + ] Irelandlost

[ - ] Irelandlost 3 points 3.9 yearsAug 3, 2021 14:39:01 ago (+3/-0)

Wasn’t that Chris Rock’s idea? Hide all your money in books in case you get burgled, cos books are like kryptonite to niggers (his words not mine).

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 3.9 yearsAug 3, 2021 13:38:07 ago (+2/-0)

A two or three dollar surcharge for such packaging wouldn't necessarily be a bad idea if you're in an area where package theft is known to happen. Something optional of course, but an option if you'd like it.

[ + ] NeedleStack

[ - ] NeedleStack 3 points 3.9 yearsAug 3, 2021 13:42:41 ago (+3/-0)

Used books at that. Think of all the crappy hard cover books that are donated to libraries or never sell at thrift stores. They could be gathered, hollowed out, and used as packaging.

Larger items like laptops could be placed in oversized coffee table books. Add a fake book store return address and the word "Books" stamped on the box and there you go.

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 4 points 3.9 yearsAug 3, 2021 13:44:41 ago (+4/-0)

I think you've just discovered a use for Michelle Obama's Becoming.

[ - ] con77 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 3, 2021 13:12:46 ago (+0/-0)

"books nigga? who da fuq reed a book dat thic? Nigga? Sheeeit!"

[ - ] Hey_guys_whats_up -1 points 3.9 yearsAug 3, 2021 13:07:39 ago (+0/-1)

Fake and gay

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 3, 2021 22:48:39 ago (+0/-0)

(((Yeetgenstein))) I think you're onto something.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 3, 2021 12:49:15 ago (+1/-0)

Yeetgenstein?

Idunno... Polish maybe?